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So. Where were we?
Work do went quite well in the end, tho with less food and rather more wine than was possibly wise. I did, however, manage to be Good and leave just about midnight. The possible benefits of this move were unfortunately never realised as once home I made the vital mistake of sitting down at the computer. At some point decided typing was Too Hard and phoned thipe to (apparently) discuss what a good idea going to sleep would be. For TWO HOURS. oops. We did watch lots of Space Ghost tho!

Got to bed at 3ish. Was very good and remembered to set alarm for 6. Alas, slept through alarm and was only awakened when the taxi driver hammered on the door at 6.45. Cue much stumbling about, swearing and flapping. Somehow managed to be in taxi, dressed and with case 10 minutes later. Airport was, however, HELL ON EARTH as I gradually sobered up into a world of bright lights, noise and PAIN.

Once I finally got on the plane tho, things started to look up and only got better from there on. Highlights of lovely weekend of lovely pampering and laziness included -

Meeting lovely missjudas and walklikeacat
Shimmying about being_here's living room in jingly bellydancing belts
Lunch with teh above and also thipe
Lovely lovely ragdale loveliness
Swimming
Hot tub
Lazing
Lovely Lovely massages
Breakfast in bed
Champagne
More Champagne
Pimms
More Champagne
Cackling
Dramatic Readings of Fairy/Vampire porn
Pretty waiter-boys
Singing Zombie Carols along to the horrible christmas music playing in the dining room
Singing Zombie Carols very loudly down the phone to thesme_01
More lazing
The weird but oddly comfy massage chair in the hairdressers.
Many many moments of Branetwinness

And generally getting to relax, chill out and have a lot of fun with good friends. Highly recommended!

Special thanks to walklikeacat for being our last-minute saviour/chauffeur for the weekend.

baaaaaaa mememememe

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I pushed adelpha in the mud (-17 points). In January I helped taffyd across the street (6 points). In November I bought porn for fabricati_diem (10 points). Last Sunday I gave gweedarrnumnum a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I turned ochthuit in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-3 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, hellison

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