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Hmm. Not entirely sure how, after sleeping 13hrs straight last night, I can STILL be knackered and brane dead. I guess that is just the measure of a weekend Well Spent ;)

I was going to do a detailed post of the weekend, but

thipe and

being_here have covered it quite well, via haiku and photos respectively. Also my memory of a fair bit of it is somewhat vague, for some reason...
Highlights tho included

FATE leading us to SCRUMPY and the HOFF
Shatner dvd for 97p!
EVIL HOFF
Lovely chinese food with wine, wine and more wine (even if they wouldn't let me get just one more bottle ;p).
Lovely lovely Mind Wiping Cider very kindly proved by Sojan
Strawberry flavoured lesbian kisses (and I don't even like strawberries!)
Discovering

being_here cackles even better than I do ;p
Singing!

kyrptykfysh going Mouse Hunting with a wrench

malvino going Mouse Hunting with a bit of fruit from the punch
Malvino and Kryptykfysh getting their respective GUNS out
The expression on Malvino's face when, in lifting a chair to demonstrate said guns, the seat fell off and hit him on the head.
Pretty much everything else too ;)

Lowlights? If they can be called that ;p
The SCRUMPY turning out to be cider vinegar (tho it did work very well in the punch!)
So. Much. Pain. on Saturday morning
Mental images of Hoff/Shat Lesbian Sex. BAD THIPE, BAD!
MOUSE!
Weatherspoons' bizarre total inability to make edible toast
The fact that everyone lives too far away to do it all more often. Move to Ireland damn it! All of you!

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I do NOT cackle!

I so don't!

I have a pleasant and refined laugh! Sophisticated even!

You missed out the broken wine glass for some reason...

Sssssh. I had actually forgotten about that. Again ;p

Rightio!

If you'll admit I don't cackle ;-)

DID YOU BREAK A WINE GLASS AND THEN WALK ON IT.......

AGAIN?

PS how can the hoff and shat have LESBIAN sex.

And (in some attempt to solve this mystery) did you and

being_here snog the face off each other via strawberries?

I didn't walk on it this time! It was on the floor in the resturant under the table ;p

I do not know how the Hoff/Shat lesbian sex could occur, it was a product of

thipe's poor deranged brain and trying to work it out nearly broke mine.

And no I didn't snog being here, there were other young ladies there who were very generous with their strawberries and kisses ;)

Why won't anyone tell me who was snogging who :(

Because
A. they are people you don't know and who aren't all on LJ and thus seems Bad Form to be bandying their names about

and

B. it's fun

C. cow.

FATE leading us to SCRUMPY and the HOFF
Shatner dvd for 97p!

Oh dear God!

Ooh I forgot to add in watching knight rider with EVIL HOFF in it too.

It was Shoot or Be Shot.

A bargain at twice the price!

Although I'm not entirely sure what happened in it, beyond the Shat being a mental patient. This is probably due to the lesbian strawberries, and cider.

Greatest icon ever.

YOu can tell he is evil because of the facial hair!
And the hair ;p

Yep, that's an Evil Twin moustache right there.

Hrm, I need to write the Hoff/Shatner slash I promised on the way to the airport too... Though there's not time this evening, alas.

"William caressed David's chest, his fingers tangling in the manhair as a hoffanova played softly in the background"

AAAIEEEE NONONO

TOO MUCH CHEST HAIR! They'd stick like velco!!

OH MY GOD NO!!!!!!!!!

YES YES YES MORE MORE

WANNA COLLABORATE?

OH NOES!!!11!1!!

I saw SO hoping this one would slip buy without you noticing :/

slip buy, eh? Talk about a sublimininininininiial message
*goes to buy slip*
*thinks about how to work silky slips into storyline*
hur hur hur

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NONONOON NOOOOOO no silky slips NOOOOOOO

(ps get to the next post and write RUDE things there. That do NOT involve hoff/shat in any way, shape or form. THX)

ok :)