Words words words...

[hellison]

We haven't done this for a while! And I am very bored, with nothing of actual interest to write about and all memed out ;p

So, we did body parts, now for what you do with them - with others. We can discuss solo activities another time ;)
Do you Make Love? Do you go for a ride (or a ROIDE for you mexicans in the audience)? Play hide the sausage? Or just plain shag?
Favourite terms for dancing the fleshy tango please ;p

Comments

[hellison.livejournal.com]

That's not one I'd heard before. Very... evocative ;p Tho suggests there'd be a lot of scratching involved.

[malvino.livejournal.com]

I hadn't heard it until recently either, there not much ambiguity though :)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Heh no, not a lot. It does sound like fun tho ;)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

You and me baby
we ain't nuthin but mammals
So let's do it like they do
on the Discovery Channel

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

Get Feral...

*applauds wildly*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

And now I am having unfortunate 'clan of the cave bear' (or whichever one it was in) mammoth sex flashbacks ;/

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Sorry em.. I must have missed the Mammoth Sex, I only remember Neanderthal sex and Homo sap sap sex and angst re: wankage.

?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

How can you not remember? You read it out to me IN JIM MALLORY'S VOICE. It is in one of the later ones I think when they are Trekking Across Plains

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I thought that was normal sex, not mammoth sex!!

[thipe.livejournal.com]

No ambiguaty? So not ambisexual then?

[malvino.livejournal.com]

um... no. There wasn't any kind of space in her jeans for things of that nature

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Good to know you checked thoroughly. With some things it's very important not to be ambiguous ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I have a question pls.

How can one get properly feral if one has a baldy pate?

[malvino.livejournal.com]

Skill, imagination, and a cheap wig.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I suspect the wig would FALL OFF and your cover would be BLOWN

Blown, hur hur hur

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Surely by that point it wouldn't matter?

What has hair go to do with ferality (feralness?) anyway?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Feral sex just CALLS for Fur!
Snot right otherwise

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Well if it's just fur you're after, that can occur in other places than the head [1]


[1] cf Hoff. Also Shatner

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

what about pointy teef?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Hmm possibly. I reckon a good set of nails is also required, can't be properly feral without a fair bit of scratching I'd say.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Does Angel have a lot of body hair?
*PONDER MOISTLY*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Angel? From memory very very little. But he does have much pointier teeth than most, so that kinda balances out.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

BTW are you having a bad day? Can I help?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

No, I'm fine, just had a meetingy morning - that's the only angel Icon i have ;p

[malvino.livejournal.com]

Yarr, a good set of nails would keep the wig in place, right enough. Even with a fair bit of scratching.