How the mud has tainted my branes

[hellison]

So. You get a perfectly normal stupid spam email at work, titled something about People are more important than Business. From the BEARS FOUNDATION.

Which instantly, of course, makes me think of Nazi Mansex as a dating technique. And Chess of course. Chicks dig chess.

Hee Revol pizza log too.

ETA just got another email, proper work one. Not only is there a 'Willie Cumming' on the distribution list, there is a poor poor woman called MANLOVE.
Am broken AGAIN

ION Just about recovered from the weekend, voice is almost back to normal.
Also Ziggy is back, enormously fat, will probably start posting re her progress again so I can track it. Can't do much til she had shoes tho. Except look at her in despair. Lots and lots of work ahead there.

Comments

[tiquetoque.livejournal.com]

WEAR THE FOX HAT.

[thipe.livejournal.com]

Oh noes bears. And Nietzche!

Say, baby, how about we go back to my place and play some chess while discussing Nietzche's view point on busty siberian red-headed coal miners?

[thipe.livejournal.com]

SO BAD.

But why am I snickering :/

[being-here.livejournal.com]

you clique-y man!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I don't get it. Why don't the chicks just remove their underwear all the time anyway?

*puzzled*

In other news, did you know you can use your electric toothbrush as an emergency vibrator ( so long as you label each head clearly)?

[thipe.livejournal.com]

You mean you don't carry an emergency vibrator as standard? For shame, Thesme F Smutmeyer!

[vashti.livejournal.com]

omg BEARS.

[tiquetoque.livejournal.com]

Label them? What, like "Monday, Wednesday, Friday"... and "Tuesday, Thursday..."

Is that so you get a constant flavour of muff?

You're weird.

[glassstrider.livejournal.com]

That is an example of why I try to listen to (cre) as little as possible, it's usually the same as (one), but worse.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I don't NEED an emergency vibrator.

I am self-vibrating.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Best. Log. EVAR.


Tho the Revol/Luci pizza evening comes a close second ;p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

*unzips*

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

eh NO!
Label one head for 'mouth' and the other for 'gee'
*rolls eyes*

Also, I did not come up with this concept. Cosmopolitan magazine did.
Nyer.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

hehehehe ;p

[tiquetoque.livejournal.com]

I didn't think Cosmo used the word "gee".

You're weird.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

wouldn't the head... chafe?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

But... this is Relationship GOLD!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

Nietzsche is better than sex anyway.

Custom made for your pregnant dog!

'We lay huddled up in the swastika flag, our thigh-high leather boots glistening with sweat...'

link most excellent. so much sterling advice!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Which combined with NO MTG NO RPGs, should ensure h0t sex0ring for any young man.

And bears. Never forget the bears.

[thipe.livejournal.com]

I'm re-reading it slowly due to trying to contain laughter :p

(Also, SO BAD)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

apparently not!

it's a bit, filthy though....

And what if one got the heads confused?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

*is proud*

[kanaalzahir.livejournal.com]

Can't beat the Lord Love Panel!

[being-here.livejournal.com]

but I have an electric toothbrush and you have to be careful on your mouth. Goodness knows what it would do to anywhere else.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Maybe people who read Cosmo are........more robust.........doon sooth?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I'm with you on this. I'd really NOT be keen on whirring bristles in the Bikini Area. Especially SONIC POWAR ones ;p

[ghost-cre.livejournal.com]

Poor fat ziggy.

If only I was there to make that bitch RUN ZIGGY RUN.