How the mud has tainted my branes
Aug. 23rd, 2006 11:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hellisonSo. You get a perfectly normal stupid spam email at work, titled something about People are more important than Business. From the BEARS FOUNDATION.
Which instantly, of course, makes me think of Nazi Mansex as a dating technique. And Chess of course. Chicks dig chess.
Hee Revol pizza log too.
ETA just got another email, proper work one. Not only is there a 'Willie Cumming' on the distribution list, there is a poor poor woman called MANLOVE.
Am broken AGAIN
ION Just about recovered from the weekend, voice is almost back to normal.
Also Ziggy is back, enormously fat, will probably start posting re her progress again so I can track it. Can't do much til she had shoes tho. Except look at her in despair. Lots and lots of work ahead there.
Which instantly, of course, makes me think of Nazi Mansex as a dating technique. And Chess of course. Chicks dig chess.
Hee Revol pizza log too.
ETA just got another email, proper work one. Not only is there a 'Willie Cumming' on the distribution list, there is a poor poor woman called
Am broken AGAIN
ION Just about recovered from the weekend, voice is almost back to normal.
Also Ziggy is back, enormously fat, will probably start posting re her progress again so I can track it. Can't do much til she had shoes tho. Except look at her in despair. Lots and lots of work ahead there.
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Date: 2006-08-23 10:29 am (UTC)*puzzled*
In other news, did you know you can use your electric toothbrush as an emergency vibrator ( so long as you label each head clearly)?
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Date: 2006-08-23 10:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-23 10:37 am (UTC)I am self-vibrating.
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Date: 2006-08-23 10:32 am (UTC)Is that so you get a constant flavour of muff?
You're weird.
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Date: 2006-08-23 10:39 am (UTC)Label one head for 'mouth' and the other for 'gee'
*rolls eyes*
Also, I did not come up with this concept. Cosmopolitan magazine did.
Nyer.
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Date: 2006-08-23 10:40 am (UTC)You're weird.
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Date: 2006-08-23 01:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-23 10:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-23 01:11 pm (UTC)it's a bit, filthy though....
And what if one got the heads confused?
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Date: 2006-08-23 01:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-23 01:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-23 01:35 pm (UTC)