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hellison ([personal profile] hellison) wrote2006-09-01 02:59 pm
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Woo The hoff in the Guardian - thanks to [livejournal.com profile] _unhurt_ for the tip off...

And ladies, look out !

The Hoff was always a particular hit with women. All that charm, all that chest hair, all that twinkliness... "I love women, I don't need to sleep with them to appreciate them. I learned that a long time ago." He recently announced that he would love to find an "intelligent" English girlfriend. "That's what I want," he said, "a chick who is career-orientated."

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-09-01 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I love women, I don't need to sleep with them to appreciate them.

In other words, he couldn't find a woman who would sleep with him so made do with p0rn.

[identity profile] thipe.livejournal.com 2006-09-01 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That or he just kicks them out of bed after the shagging...

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-09-01 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe he makes them sleep on the floor, so he can appreciate them as an alternative to a rug.