AAAAAAAARRRGHHH

[hellison]

ZOMG THEY MADE ME TALK TO THE HOFF ON THE PHONE


I feel.... SULLIED


WOE WOE WOE

(you are all so very very dead)

ETA ZOMG *apparently* when fabricati_diem was approaching THE HOFF with the phone he said "if it's not too much HASSLE could you talk to my friend?"

HE HASSLED THE HOFF!

FOR ME!

ZOMG.

(still sullied)

Comments

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

Erm...?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

fabricati_diem works in a bookshop that was having a Launch. A launch of the HOFF BOOK, with HOFF himself launching it. And kitt apparently!

They phoned me and PUT HIM ON THE PHONE AND I HAD TO TALK TO HIM AND HE CALLED ME SWEETIE AND I HAD TO BE POLITE and i *just* about managed it and not, as i wanted to, scream MINI-HOFF GIVES ME NIGHTMARES.

Ahem.

SULLIED.

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

BLOODY HELL!!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

YES

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

No, only this is strong enough. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE)

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

It gets weirder towards the end. There's random flying dogs and duetting Hoffs.

[leeda.livejournal.com]

best icon ever!!!

his crotch is hypnotic

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

For a moment I thought Mal was going to be replaced by the Hoff and I was filled with fear.

[mollow.livejournal.com]

MIKE POSTING:

YOU SPOKE TO THE HOFF???????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????????


O
M
G

I would have collapsed in joyous bliss.

So jealous!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

He called me SWEETIE and said I should come see him when he is in belfast!!! ALAS and WOE i will be far away in Canada!

You should go and pretend to be me!

[being-here.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You love the Hoff

You're going to have his babies

He'll come tapping at your window when you least expect it!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

laughing so much. poor, poor sullied hellison!

(i have just had the horrible Truth explained to me on the phone. hee! "sweetie"!)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

oh, also? people? it's important to hellison that she collect the set, as it were. so, is anyone likely to be near william shatner with a telephone in the next few months? if so, it is imperative that you have hellison's phone number on you at all times. just in case.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

I was so offended that she hung up on our conversation just to talk to her precious boyfriend ;-p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT MY BOYFRIEND NOT MY BOYFRIEND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

Hoff and Hellison up a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!


Do I hear wedding bears?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

otters? are you making cake decorations for a furry wedding?

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

Penguins!!!!!!

We had the bears in the previous icon. But not made of sugar.

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

Penguins!!!

Yours are lovely!

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

Penguins!


(sorry, had to use all my penguins)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Cute penguins! yay!

[taffyd.livejournal.com]

rofl, jesus :)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

It was a SHOCK, I can tell you!

I have had such exciting phone adventures lately!

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

AWESOME!!!

Did you tel him about the Blood Hoff? Were you able to avoid thinking about the Hoff and his dirty bottom being speared by the Shat and his throbbing manhood?? WERE YOU???

Did you have unclean thoughts whilst talking to his Hoffness????

*is quietly jealous*

*laughs some more*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT QUIETLY JEALOUS
I AM LOUDLY JEALOUS - IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dear god, what WOULD you have said??

It doesn't bear thinking about really ;p

[missjudas.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

OMG I have missed SO MUCH.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

We miss you toooo!!!

They've all gone WRONG!

[leeda.livejournal.com]

omg Mike is gonna be soooo jealous when he finds out!!!

[mollow.livejournal.com]

MIKE POSTING

Gnah, i'm too predictable :(