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hellison ([personal profile] hellison) wrote2006-10-09 01:02 pm
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Creepiest news evar?

Chris de Burgh claims to have healing hands

Can you just imagine those sleazy eyebrows and clammy palms coming at you for 'healing'?

*shudders*
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[identity profile] fragglechick.livejournal.com 2006-10-09 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
OMFG - and don't forget the weird comb-over fringe monstrosity, fluttering towards you, with those bushy brows peering earnestly underneath!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-10-09 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

*hides behind Jayne*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2006-10-09 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
ha. even jayne would flee the hands o' burgh! he doesn't want any of that laying-on either - it would give him an uncomfortableness!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-10-09 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
heee perfectly apt icon!

But I could flee with him! And help... ease his uncomfortableness. Yes.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2006-10-09 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mal. Mal! Answer my gorram call!"
"Jayne? Where are you? We got some kind of garbled message about a pair of eyebrows. Have you been at that discount moonshine again?"
"No! Anyway, I ditched the eyebrows, but I got a new problem. You have to come get me!"
"What sort of problem?"
"A girl problem. She keeps on talking about my man parts. Makin' me nervous. She says she wants to put me out of my discomforts. She's waving a bottle of oil and giving me a look, cap'n! It ain't natural!"
"Oh come now Jayne. Not like you to be so shy around the womenfolk."
[Jayne's voice drops to a stage whisper] "Seriously. She's talking about pickling and I don't reckon that's a special service. Please? I'll do dishes duty for a whole week, I swear. Wash my socks. Keep my hands of your pretty doctor. Anything!"

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-10-09 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
OOH! BAD BAD UNHURT. YOu are evil and wicked and mean and I can't stop laughing and they're looking at me again

BAD.

Going home now giggling

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2006-10-09 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
*wins*

poor jayne. you scared him!



but man, how do people write firefly? it's impossible to get the voices just right!

[identity profile] fragglechick.livejournal.com 2006-10-09 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Have I told you how very very much I admire your literarerarery talents?

* is awe-struck or stricken or something*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2006-10-09 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
ma what now?

stricken seems more likely!
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