Creepiest news evar?
Oct. 9th, 2006 01:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hellisonChris de Burgh claims to have healing hands
Can you just imagine those sleazy eyebrows and clammy palms coming at you for 'healing'?
*shudders*
Can you just imagine those sleazy eyebrows and clammy palms coming at you for 'healing'?
*shudders*
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Date: 2006-10-09 01:07 pm (UTC)he maketh my skin to crawl.
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Date: 2006-10-09 01:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-09 01:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-09 01:31 pm (UTC)Sayid will save us!
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Date: 2006-10-09 01:32 pm (UTC)*nods*
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Date: 2006-10-09 02:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-09 02:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-09 02:46 pm (UTC)*sends Jayne*
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Date: 2006-10-09 02:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-09 02:07 pm (UTC)I will protect them, because I am Chris de Burgh
Beautiful ladies in emergency situations!
Beautiful ladies are lovely, but sometimes they don't take care...
They're too busy with their makeup, or combing their lovely hair
To take basic safety precautions!
But I will protect them
I will save the pretty ones
With their smiles and the sparkling eyes!
But let the ugly ones die....
I have no place for them, in my new world order
I won't waste my seed on hideous trolls.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls,
Hunt them down there shall be no clemency
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls,
Look under the bridges - that's where they hide
(that's where they hide)
And beauty shall be my bride.
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Date: 2006-10-09 02:28 pm (UTC)You worry me. You really really do.
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Date: 2006-10-09 02:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-09 02:32 pm (UTC)You are right tho, I do need to see more!
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Date: 2006-10-10 09:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-12 05:12 pm (UTC)He really hates him, doesn't he?
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Date: 2006-10-09 02:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-09 02:45 pm (UTC)*hides behind Jayne*
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Date: 2006-10-09 03:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-09 03:34 pm (UTC)But I could flee with him! And help... ease his uncomfortableness. Yes.
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Date: 2006-10-09 03:47 pm (UTC)"Jayne? Where are you? We got some kind of garbled message about a pair of eyebrows. Have you been at that discount moonshine again?"
"No! Anyway, I ditched the eyebrows, but I got a new problem. You have to come get me!"
"What sort of problem?"
"A girl problem. She keeps on talking about my man parts. Makin' me nervous. She says she wants to put me out of my discomforts. She's waving a bottle of oil and giving me a look, cap'n! It ain't natural!"
"Oh come now Jayne. Not like you to be so shy around the womenfolk."
[Jayne's voice drops to a stage whisper] "Seriously. She's talking about pickling and I don't reckon that's a special service. Please? I'll do dishes duty for a whole week, I swear. Wash my socks.
Keep my hands of your pretty doctor.Anything!"no subject
Date: 2006-10-09 03:55 pm (UTC)BAD.
Going home now giggling
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Date: 2006-10-09 05:59 pm (UTC)poor jayne. you scared him!
but man, how do people write firefly? it's impossible to get the voices just right!
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Date: 2006-10-09 04:14 pm (UTC)* is awe-struck or stricken or something*
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Date: 2006-10-09 06:27 pm (UTC)stricken seems more likely!