Creepiest news evar?

[hellison]

Chris de Burgh claims to have healing hands

Can you just imagine those sleazy eyebrows and clammy palms coming at you for 'healing'?

*shudders*

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

vile, isn't it!

he maketh my skin to crawl.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

I'm scared branetwin

[thipe.livejournal.com]

Beautiful ladies in danger, danger all round the world,
I will protect them, because I am Chris de Burgh

Beautiful ladies in emergency situations!

Beautiful ladies are lovely, but sometimes they don't take care...
They're too busy with their makeup, or combing their lovely hair
To take basic safety precautions!

But I will protect them
I will save the pretty ones
With their smiles and the sparkling eyes!
But let the ugly ones die....
I have no place for them, in my new world order

I won't waste my seed on hideous trolls.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls,
Hunt them down there shall be no clemency

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls,
Look under the bridges - that's where they hide
(that's where they hide)

And beauty shall be my bride.

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

OMFG - and don't forget the weird comb-over fringe monstrosity, fluttering towards you, with those bushy brows peering earnestly underneath!