The Return of Treat Night

[hellison]

Haven't done this one in a while have we?

So many crappy days of crapness seem to be being had today (hmm convuluted grammar). Thus Treat Night. Also, it's my only non-horse night this week. And possibly for the foreseeable future.

Have v. early start tomorrow, to be at airport for 6am to pick up teh Mother, so no alcohol (alas).
Instead -
Mudding, chocolate, long hot bath with book, letter writing, bed. Hopefully Early. With No Weevils.

Synchro-dancing anyone? We never did do that.

Comments

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

The McCorley twins and seven other of their tribe lined up at the foot of hellison's bed. Hugh tapped the bedframe with a small, flexble baton to gather everyone's attention. From her lounging position across the bed, facing the line of weevils and Hugh, her shoulders and head pillowed in Callum's lap, his hands firmly holding her down and forcing her to watch, hellison writhed in horror. She tried to close her eyes, but Paul leaned gently over from his seat at the head of the bed next to Callum and politely pried her eyes open, giving her a reassuring smile and a thumbs up.

"Now, now, luvey," cooed Callum. "There are no victims here. You knew what you were getting into when you friended the weevil lot. After all, weevil is as weevil does."

Hugh cleared his throat monstrously. "Ready?" he purred. The weevils all wiggled their snouts in agreement. Paul straightened and leaned forward in attentive anticipation. Callum steeled his grip on hellison, snuggling her back more firmly into his lap as he settled in for the show. Hugh cleared his throat once more before beginning to hum a familiar tune, and in perfect time, the line of McCorley weevils launched into the synchronized steps of Riverdance. Hellison wept.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

o_0

No.
Words.
and paul... PAUL?? How could a MOUNTIE do such things?

*sobs*

can't breath trying not to laugh outloud. RIVERDANCE!

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

Halfway through the dance, hellison realized with dawning horror that she was tapping her feet in time to Hugh's humming, giving the Riverdancing weevils an extra little hump-step on the upbeats as her feet twitched slightly arhythmically beneath the bedspread.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I think you need to visit my LJ

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

*visits*

*CRYSE*

*will return to comment when brane grows back*

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

hehehe I BORKED YOU hehehehe

also I think _unhurt_ will never speak to me again

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA HAHAHHAA

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

*Holding breath so as not to laugh too*

[being-here.livejournal.com]

I vole you so much I hurt inside.

Don't worry; the weevils hurt us all inside.

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

Suddenly the door burst open like a ripe quamquat and being_there flounced into hellison's bedchamber, kickstepping wildly, her face replete with glee, jealousy, outrage, hurt, dismay, joy, confusion, relief, happiness, energy, satisfaction, and something that might have been mild constipation. "How could you, oh Weevil King!! How could you start the Riverdance without me??!!" Being-there leapt lightly like a primadonna fruitfly onto the left side footboard post, and Paul cheered wildly whilst Callum whistled in glee and hellison gnashed her teeth as being_there Riverdanced alongside the McCorley weevils.

Re: Don't worry; the weevils hurt us all inside.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

*is in awe*

Marry me? We can have baaaaaby weevils together you know...

*friends* *hopes this is ok*

Re: Don't worry; the weevils hurt us all inside.

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

Hehenh. *friends back*

Depends upon how you define 'ok'. If you mean ok as 'a sane and reasonable thing to do' or 'something that will not have a deleterious effect on your mental and emotional well-being', then no, not so much ok. But if by 'ok' you mean 'welcome to the monkey house' or 'hello, one deluxe ticket on the short bus to special hell please!', then yes, it is very much of the ok. :)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

to the tune of teh frog chorus

vole - vole VOLE (bayiup)
vole - vole VOLE (bayiup)
vole vole vole vole vole vole vole vole vole vole

VOLE - VOLE VOLE
VOLE - VOLE VOLE

we all VOLE together

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Also, in order to visualise this accurately I need to know whether clothes are being worn or not in this scenario.

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

must go to class now. will elaborate on haberdashery when i return home tonight.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

arghhhhhhhhh you torture me!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

oh my sweet jesus. weevils are one thing, but riverdance? you have crossed a line! the horror is too great.

is nowhere SAFE?