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(ok, and the rest of you)

Remember the naked french rugby players?

Well, they're baaaaaack. And So.Much.Nakeder. than before.

Very VERY Not Suitable for work. Seriously. No clicking if the boss might not be pleased with an array of shiny French Bottoms and Bits on your screen.

Date: 2006-11-08 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
*coughs*

btw, that blog turns out to be the business. the_antichris made me aware that you can - well, download gay porn kindly uploade to megaupload etc. that link? quality video footage available.

Date: 2006-11-08 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Also, you can add it to your flist, here - http://syndicated.livejournal.com/gaypornforgirls/profile

Date: 2006-11-08 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hieronymousmosh.livejournal.com
(this one? Oh, the mostly-awkward positions and weird glances/stares. To the 'porn shouldn't make me think about how uncomfortable that desk must be' pile with you!)


And, on-topic: Oh, Dieux du Stade, how do you get those men so very naked?

Date: 2006-11-08 08:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
Ask nicely? Either that, or offer large amounts of money and/or booze.

Date: 2006-11-08 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
I don't know how. But I really REALLY wish I did ;p

Date: 2006-11-08 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
so far i've only dl'd the artistically fucking frenchmen. who constitute Good Porn, imo, as they really seem to be enjoying themselves.

desk sex just makes me think - there are two good FAKE stories i've found that feature dee/berkeley. one of them involves berkeley's desk. have you read it? would you want to? if so, i can track down links.

Date: 2006-11-08 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hieronymousmosh.livejournal.com
Hm. Your use of the word "good" has caught my attention (and a little bit of disbelief). I think I could be lured to read that . . .

Date: 2006-11-09 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
*stares at icon like hypnotised rabbbit*

wha'?

oh, right. desk duty. oh, dee! *g*

Date: 2006-11-09 08:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hieronymousmosh.livejournal.com
more icon for you!

I feel slightly guilty, emungere's on my f-list, yet somehow I don't think I ever even noticed that fic . . .
(and let's just pretend that after reading that I didn't spend however long re-reading all of her Weiss stuff. it's past somebody's bedtime.)

Date: 2006-11-08 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whit-merule.livejournal.com
mm, shiny.
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Date: 2006-11-08 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
*grins* Well there's a lot of manflesh going on there :p
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Date: 2006-11-08 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
SHINY naked men at that! i never know penises could BE so shiny :p

Date: 2006-11-08 11:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
HAHAHA SHINY PENIII GLINTING IN THE MORNING SUN

Date: 2006-11-08 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kelemvor.livejournal.com
You need the right lube - silicone-based ones do the job nicely. In more ways than one...

Date: 2006-11-08 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ghost-cre.livejournal.com
sppppppppppp

llllllllll

oooooooooort

sorry sticky keys

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sorry had to lick keyboard clean

Date: 2006-11-08 11:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
tHANK YOU for that speshul mental image.

Date: 2006-11-08 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com
Euw! One of them has a belly button that sticks out!

Date: 2006-11-08 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Of all the things sticking out, it's the belly button you pick on?

Date: 2006-11-08 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com
Hehehehe...

Date: 2006-11-08 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
Mmm... Nekkid French rugby players...

Ok, some have a face only a blind mother could love, but still... :P

Date: 2006-11-08 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Heh true... some, on the other hand are very very pretty indeed ;)

Date: 2006-11-08 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
ALSO, thank you for posting this on the day when I appear to have been attacked by Hornita, Queen of the Hornie Ones.

*crosses legs*

Date: 2006-11-08 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Glad to be of service ;p

Date: 2006-11-08 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
sorry since when do faces come into it.

*reads above sentence again*

DON'T ANSWER.

Date: 2006-11-08 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

so glad i'm at home today ;p

Date: 2006-11-08 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
But whyyyyyyyy?

(Are we nearly there yet?!?)

Date: 2006-11-08 11:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
no and we're never going to get there EVAR.

Date: 2006-11-08 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
*starts humming 'We're on the road to nowhere'*

Although if we never get there, you won't be able to look at dirty Frenchmen's bottoms? (Or was it Frenchmen's dirty bottoms, I forget).

Date: 2006-11-08 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
it was BOTH.

Date: 2006-11-08 12:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kake
Oops may have just accidentally purchased the book for boyfriend.

Date: 2006-11-09 11:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
'Accidentally' eh?

Hmm. Cunning plan tho! Alas, however, i have no Bf to purchase it for. I may just have to buy it for myself...

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