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[hellison]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I pushed adelpha in the mud (-17 points). In January I helped taffyd across the street (6 points). In November I bought porn for fabricati_diem (10 points). Last Sunday I gave gweedarrnumnum a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I turned ochthuit in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-3 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, hellison

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Is it scary that all of those are entirely possible?

Comments

[ochthuit.livejournal.com]

Not possible! You wouldn't turn me in if you caught me running naked in the mall.

You didn't last time, anyway.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Well once was ok, but if you will persist, someone has to step in!

It's for your own good you know.