1: Trogdorr the Burninator because you BURNINATE THE EVIL ONES 2: Yes, even in the mornings when I helpfully wake you up 3: Since errrrrrrrrrrrr 1992? 1993? 4: In the KOMPUTOR lab of teh archaeology building where all teh MONITORS are. 5: There is a lady on a KOMPUTOR 6: emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no. I think you are a terrible corrupting pervert and you have RUINED ME. 7: Having moist dreams about David Hasselhoff. Cider. Drunk phone calls. emm. 8: Nope, because you won't want to. 9: MY TITS. MY TOILET IMPRESSIONS. RAR RAR RAR MEEP MEEP. NUNS. and - good friends and poody tats and horses and riding. And your sister. And your nieces and nephews. And insanity. And zombies. And being left alone and not nagged. And baths and champagne. 10: DEAD PEOPLE. NAGGING PEOPLE. INTOLERANT PEOPLE. AGGRESSIVE PEOPLE. STUPID MEMORIALS FOR DEAD PEOPLE TO REMIND YOU TAHT THEY, IN FACT, ARE NOT ALIVE. CRITICAL PEOPLE. 11: zombies, voles, cider, HUJE DISASTER FLIMS, christmas carols, the long black veil, horses, terry pratchett, SHOUTING A LOT, turning normal situations into GREAT WRONGNESS OF PERVING, toilets, alarm clocks, beans, apples, footballs, star trek, norn sposure, watching norn iron news, Mr Pooawn, kitchens, underwear, moist, pasta, sweetcorn, broccoli, my dead mum, smarkybology, Literature, nippleless bras and crotchless knickers. 12: A SELECTION OF THIGH WILLIES, peace of mind, LESS PEOPLE SHOUTING AT YOU, MORE DILDOS, NIPPLELESS BRAS AND CROTCHLESS KNICKERS, DAVID HASSELHOFF GIFT SET. oil. booze. chocolate. rugby players. 13: who the fuck are you anyway? Weirdo stalky lady. 14: er, too long actually. Emmmm - medieval beer fest!!!!!??? 15: ummmmm no I've always ended up telling you anyway. or, you know, MY SUBTLE BODY LANGUAGE GETS THE MESSAGE ACROSS LALALALA. 16: hahhaa ehhhhhhhhhhh no. Burninate, yes, killinate, no. 17: BUTIAMLOVELY 18: ohh stronnnnger like the sheep in winterrrrrrrrrr 19: YEP 20: i don't know. poshshiblly
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Date: 2006-12-19 01:14 pm (UTC)2: Yes, even in the mornings when I helpfully wake you up
3: Since errrrrrrrrrrrr 1992? 1993?
4: In the KOMPUTOR lab of teh archaeology building where all teh MONITORS are.
5: There is a lady on a KOMPUTOR
6: emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no. I think you are a terrible corrupting pervert and you have RUINED ME.
7: Having moist dreams about David Hasselhoff. Cider. Drunk phone calls. emm.
8: Nope, because you won't want to.
9: MY TITS. MY TOILET IMPRESSIONS. RAR RAR RAR MEEP MEEP. NUNS. and - good friends and poody tats and horses and riding. And your sister. And your nieces and nephews. And insanity. And zombies. And being left alone and not nagged. And baths and champagne.
10: DEAD PEOPLE. NAGGING PEOPLE. INTOLERANT PEOPLE. AGGRESSIVE PEOPLE. STUPID MEMORIALS FOR DEAD PEOPLE TO REMIND YOU TAHT THEY, IN FACT, ARE NOT ALIVE. CRITICAL PEOPLE.
11: zombies, voles, cider, HUJE DISASTER FLIMS, christmas carols, the long black veil, horses, terry pratchett, SHOUTING A LOT, turning normal situations into GREAT WRONGNESS OF PERVING, toilets, alarm clocks, beans, apples, footballs, star trek, norn sposure, watching norn iron news, Mr Pooawn, kitchens, underwear, moist, pasta, sweetcorn, broccoli, my dead mum, smarkybology, Literature, nippleless bras and crotchless knickers.
12: A SELECTION OF THIGH WILLIES, peace of mind, LESS PEOPLE SHOUTING AT YOU, MORE DILDOS, NIPPLELESS BRAS AND CROTCHLESS KNICKERS, DAVID HASSELHOFF GIFT SET. oil. booze. chocolate. rugby players.
13: who the fuck are you anyway? Weirdo stalky lady.
14: er, too long actually. Emmmm - medieval beer fest!!!!!???
15: ummmmm no I've always ended up telling you anyway. or, you know, MY SUBTLE BODY LANGUAGE GETS THE MESSAGE ACROSS LALALALA.
16: hahhaa ehhhhhhhhhhh no. Burninate, yes, killinate, no.
17: BUTIAMLOVELY
18: ohh stronnnnger like the sheep in winterrrrrrrrrr
19: YEP
20: i don't know. poshshiblly