MEMEMEME, nabbed from malvino

[hellison]

1:: Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
2:: Am I lovable?
3:: How long have you known me?
4:: When and how did we first meet?
5:: What was your first impression?
6:: Do you still think that way about me now?
7:: What do you think my weakness is?
8:: Do you think I'll get married?
9:: What makes me happy?
10:: What makes me sad?
11:: What reminds you of me?
12:: If you could give me anything what would it be?
13:: How well do you know me?
14:: When's the last time you saw me?
15:: Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
16:: Do you think I could kill someone?
17:: Describe me in one word.
18:: Do you think our friendship is getting stronger, weaker, or staying the same?
19:: Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
20:: Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

1: Trogdorr the Burninator because you BURNINATE THE EVIL ONES
2: Yes, even in the mornings when I helpfully wake you up
3: Since errrrrrrrrrrrr 1992? 1993?
4: In the KOMPUTOR lab of teh archaeology building where all teh MONITORS are.
5: There is a lady on a KOMPUTOR
6: emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no. I think you are a terrible corrupting pervert and you have RUINED ME.
7: Having moist dreams about David Hasselhoff. Cider. Drunk phone calls. emm.
8: Nope, because you won't want to.
9: MY TITS. MY TOILET IMPRESSIONS. RAR RAR RAR MEEP MEEP. NUNS. and - good friends and poody tats and horses and riding. And your sister. And your nieces and nephews. And insanity. And zombies. And being left alone and not nagged. And baths and champagne.
10: DEAD PEOPLE. NAGGING PEOPLE. INTOLERANT PEOPLE. AGGRESSIVE PEOPLE. STUPID MEMORIALS FOR DEAD PEOPLE TO REMIND YOU TAHT THEY, IN FACT, ARE NOT ALIVE. CRITICAL PEOPLE.
11: zombies, voles, cider, HUJE DISASTER FLIMS, christmas carols, the long black veil, horses, terry pratchett, SHOUTING A LOT, turning normal situations into GREAT WRONGNESS OF PERVING, toilets, alarm clocks, beans, apples, footballs, star trek, norn sposure, watching norn iron news, Mr Pooawn, kitchens, underwear, moist, pasta, sweetcorn, broccoli, my dead mum, smarkybology, Literature, nippleless bras and crotchless knickers.
12: A SELECTION OF THIGH WILLIES, peace of mind, LESS PEOPLE SHOUTING AT YOU, MORE DILDOS, NIPPLELESS BRAS AND CROTCHLESS KNICKERS, DAVID HASSELHOFF GIFT SET. oil. booze. chocolate. rugby players.
13: who the fuck are you anyway? Weirdo stalky lady.
14: er, too long actually. Emmmm - medieval beer fest!!!!!???
15: ummmmm no I've always ended up telling you anyway. or, you know, MY SUBTLE BODY LANGUAGE GETS THE MESSAGE ACROSS LALALALA.
16: hahhaa ehhhhhhhhhhh no. Burninate, yes, killinate, no.
17: BUTIAMLOVELY
18: ohh stronnnnger like the sheep in winterrrrrrrrrr
19: YEP
20: i don't know. poshshiblly

[hellison.livejournal.com]

YOUR TOILET IMPRESSIONS DO NOT MAKE ME HAPPY. Nor does the HOFF.

Tho. Must try and make it s.wards over teh Season Of Death at some point. For wining and singing and going arararararararblahblah arearaefearfaf FUCKIT at 4am.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

ooh do - although I was thinking of hurvling north too. I need to sit down with mr Roooawn and work out when the fuck everything is happening also house ooh

*does toilet impression*

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

HERE. HOW COME BEING_HERE GOT A VOLE AND I GOT GIVEN OUT TO.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Pfft it's no more than you deserve.
We must COORDINATE Our DOIRIES dahling and DO LUNCH (the wine and booze and fags and wine).