Zombie carols!

[hellison]

The offical Muffateers Zombie Carol Song book has been completed and is available for those who would like a copy.

If you wish to spread some festive cheer, singing along to such timeless classics as 'Good King Corpseleslass', 'God Rest Ye Merry Zombie Folk' and 'little zombie' leave a comment and I shall email it out ;)

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

you know, I think this is the most precious thing I have evar read.

[kelemvor.livejournal.com]

Yes, please!

[dasquian.livejournal.com]

Does it have "Last Christmas" ("Last Christmas, you gnawed out my heart, the very next day, I rose from the grave") and "Silent Night of the Living Dead"?

[ochthuit.livejournal.com]

SEND IT TO MEEEEEEEEE!

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Is it too late to add another?

Oh Come All Ye Zombies

O come all ye zombies
Mouldy and quite runny
O come ye, oh come ye to the Quik-e-Mart.
Come and devour him
The man behind the counter.
O come, let us devour him
O come, let us ingest him
O come, let us chow down on
His spi-iiicy braaaaainz.

O Sing, choirs of zombies,
Sing of putrefaction
Sing to those running from your mouldy decay.
Give to small children, flesh wo-unds everlasting;
O come, let uu-us shamble
O come, let uu-us stumble
O come, let uu-us shuffle
To spicy brain meats.

Oh hell, there's a chainsaw
Being held by a survivor
He's co-ming this way to decapi-tate us all.
Quick, while he's posing. Go and chew his arms off.
Oh yum, still-beating hear-rt
Oh yum, his twitching lii-ver
Oh yum, his spicy brain meats.
Lu-unch is served!

Zombie Carols

[walklikeacat.livejournal.com]

A copy of your fine zombie song book please kind publisher.

This is really, really what I needed at our team away day today. It would have either made the day go better or they would have thrown me out of the team meeting/bonding session - which would also have been good.

[thipe.livejournal.com]

Ahah, I feel my GENIUS needs to be shared on here as well:

I give thee, Jingle Brainz

Brainz brainz brainz, brainz brainz brainz, brainz brainz brainz brainz BRAINZ
Brainz brainz brainz, br-brainz brainz brainz, brains brainz brainz brainz brainzzzz

Urrrrrrrrr! Brainz brainz brains
Brainz brainz brainz
BRAINZ BRAINZ BRAINZ BRAINZ BRAINZ

Brainz brainz brainz
br-brainz brainz brainz
brains brainz brainz brainz brainzzzz

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

mmm, brains! er. i mean, talent. you are all very talented. just don't, you know, touch me or anything.

[kake]

Yes please! kake@earth.li

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

Please.
I think.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

i printed these out to show to SG. he was highly impressed and wandered off humming. you may have created a monster. how very apt!

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

resend plz!