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The offical Muffateers Zombie Carol Song book has been completed and is available for those who would like a copy.

If you wish to spread some festive cheer, singing along to such timeless classics as 'Good King Corpseleslass', 'God Rest Ye Merry Zombie Folk' and 'little zombie' leave a comment and I shall email it out ;)



Date: 2006-12-20 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
you know, I think this is the most precious thing I have evar read.

Date: 2006-12-20 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kelemvor.livejournal.com
Yes, please!

Date: 2006-12-20 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dasquian.livejournal.com
Does it have "Last Christmas" ("Last Christmas, you gnawed out my heart, the very next day, I rose from the grave") and "Silent Night of the Living Dead"?

Date: 2006-12-20 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Actually, by bizarre coincidence I came up with a 'last christmas' version today while stuck in traffic, just have to type it up.

Also band aid (feeeed me braaaaaains) I may be going to hell ;p

Date: 2006-12-20 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Also! [livejournal.com profile] missjudas also has just done Silent night! as follows...

Frightening night, gory night,
All are dead, see this sight:
Zombies sucking out juicy brainz,
their victims screaming in so much pain.
Squelch squelch nom nom nom nooooo-om.
Squelch squelch nom nom nom nooooo-om.

Frightening night, gory night,
Shepherds quake at the sight,
Blood streams from heaven afar,
Zombies sing NOM NOM NOM NOM;
Oh, the carnage is gross!
Oh, the carnage is gross!

Frightening night, gory night,
From victims eyes, goes the light
Zombies tear brainmeat from under your face,
With the dawn of redeeming grace,
Zombies have eated your brainez.
Zombies have eated your

Date: 2006-12-20 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ochthuit.livejournal.com
SEND IT TO MEEEEEEEEE!

Date: 2006-12-20 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
Is it too late to add another?

Oh Come All Ye Zombies

O come all ye zombies
Mouldy and quite runny
O come ye, oh come ye to the Quik-e-Mart.
Come and devour him
The man behind the counter.
O come, let us devour him
O come, let us ingest him
O come, let us chow down on
His spi-iiicy braaaaainz.

O Sing, choirs of zombies,
Sing of putrefaction
Sing to those running from your mouldy decay.
Give to small children, flesh wo-unds everlasting;
O come, let uu-us shamble
O come, let uu-us stumble
O come, let uu-us shuffle
To spicy brain meats.

Oh hell, there's a chainsaw
Being held by a survivor
He's co-ming this way to decapi-tate us all.
Quick, while he's posing. Go and chew his arms off.
Oh yum, still-beating hear-rt
Oh yum, his twitching lii-ver
Oh yum, his spicy brain meats.
Lu-unch is served!

Date: 2006-12-20 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
ooh that is INSPIRED!

I have emailed you the songbook too, so you can add it onto the end!

Date: 2006-12-20 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
I'm trying to rework that other zombie favorite (or at least it's sung by one), Mistletoe and Wine.

Date: 2006-12-20 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
ROFL :p

It's very hard to stop this once you start btw ;)

Date: 2006-12-20 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
I'm having trouble shoe-horning words in sometimes, so might leave it there for now.

Although it tomorrow at work's quiet... ;)

Date: 2006-12-20 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
As promised...

Dead Granddad, Run Time! (sung to Mistletoe and Wine)


The zombie is free, the innocents scream,
Granddad has passed, now he has arisen.
Dreams of brainmeats, dreams of blood,
Marrowbone, ar-NOM-NOM-NOM.

Zombie time, blood and snow and slime
Granddad shuffling, axe in his back
Not slowing him down much, he's still co-oming
Time to get moving before we're his tea.

A time for shambling, a time for brain-eating
A time for shuffling, not Queen's Speeches
Gore and splatter and death ever-lasting
Brains for the taking, just munch on the owner.

Zombie time, blood and snow and slime
Granddad shuffling, axe in his back
Not slowing him down much, he's still co-oming
Time to get moving before we're his tea.

A time for running, a time for hiding,
A time for hell-getting away from the zombie
Granddad is dead, he's still coming
So much for turkey and mince pies for tea.

Zombie time, blood and snow and slime
Granddad shuffling, axe in his back
Not slowing him down much, he's still co-oming
Time to get moving before we're his tea.

Zombie Carols

Date: 2006-12-20 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walklikeacat.livejournal.com
A copy of your fine zombie song book please kind publisher.

This is really, really what I needed at our team away day today. It would have either made the day go better or they would have thrown me out of the team meeting/bonding session - which would also have been good.

Re: Zombie Carols

Date: 2006-12-20 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
If you can leave an email address I will send it right away (i can delete the comment after if you prefer)

Re: Zombie Carols

Date: 2006-12-20 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
ah got it off Being_here, so no worries, tis sent!

Re: Zombie Carols

Date: 2006-12-21 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Can I just say how impressed I was at your joint Oeruvere, kind compositor

Date: 2006-12-20 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thipe.livejournal.com
Ahah, I feel my GENIUS needs to be shared on here as well:

I give thee, Jingle Brainz

Brainz brainz brainz, brainz brainz brainz, brainz brainz brainz brainz BRAINZ
Brainz brainz brainz, br-brainz brainz brainz, brains brainz brainz brainz brainzzzz

Urrrrrrrrr! Brainz brainz brains
Brainz brainz brainz
BRAINZ BRAINZ BRAINZ BRAINZ BRAINZ

Brainz brainz brainz
br-brainz brainz brainz
brains brainz brainz brainz brainzzzz

Date: 2006-12-21 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
mmm, brains! er. i mean, talent. you are all very talented. just don't, you know, touch me or anything.

Date: 2006-12-21 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
Not even a little nibble? G'wan, you know you want to...

Date: 2006-12-21 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
heh, I just have to add these to the Collection, then I shall send it out. You might find it comes in handy if you're at home over christmas ;p

Date: 2006-12-21 10:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
what if Hugh were a zombie, eh?

Date: 2006-12-22 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
i- yeah, ok. even zombie hugh gets a special pass into my pants. *sigh* i am so easy.

Date: 2006-12-22 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
AHHA but what if he lost his willy in there somewhere?

That would be sad

Date: 2006-12-21 11:38 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kake
Yes please! kake@earth.li

Date: 2006-12-21 12:43 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kake
Those are FANTASTIC. Thank you!

[livejournal.com profile] uon has just asked me if zombies get mulled brains for Christmas.

Date: 2006-12-21 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Heh my brains tend to get more pickled than mulled over christmas, but I'm sure there it could be arranged ;)

Date: 2006-12-22 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
mulled brains and spicy brainmeat pies of course

Date: 2006-12-21 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mollydot.livejournal.com
Please.
I think.

Date: 2006-12-21 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Sent ;) Hope you like them!

Date: 2006-12-21 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mollydot.livejournal.com
Thank you.
May I pass them on to a friend? In fact, may I use one in a Christmas card to a friend?

Date: 2006-12-21 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Heh sure, go for it ;)

Date: 2006-12-21 04:55 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-12-22 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
i printed these out to show to SG. he was highly impressed and wandered off humming. you may have created a monster. how very apt!

Date: 2006-12-22 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
HURRAH! They are very very addictive, and get stuck in your head far too easily ;)

Date: 2006-12-22 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com
resend plz!

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