Happy Hoffmas!

[hellison]

Why do people keep sending me these? WHY

Anyway, I do not wish to suffer alone, so I give you Peeping-tom stalker Christmas Hoff.




He's WATCHING you.

ETA - the hoff on Celebrity Big Brother? Oh my ;p

Comments

[being-here.livejournal.com]

WOE! No one sends them to me!

And you've even stopped emailing me!

and I will have to *work*

*wails*

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

we've stopped emailing you because the emails don't work!

*goes to create spurious work email in the hope it gets through*

[thipe.livejournal.com]

There is something very creepy about that...

And what's that in his right hand? has he been unwrapping the childrens presents under the tree to THIEF them?

EVIL HOFF

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

That is possibly the scariest thing evar and now you've ruined my Christmas.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Wow, if even YOU think it's creepy, it must be bad.

It is very very scary, very... childcatcher-esque

[hellison.livejournal.com]

If you write that morrissey/hoff/shat thing, he'll COME FOR YOU.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I do email! But i was BUSY... adding in all the new carols to the carol book ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

how can he come for me when he is so busy f**king shatner in the ass while Morrissey strokes your inner thigh?

*puzzled*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

ps BH says if you wish to send her hoff-related tat, her home email will do very well!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

AAATGGHHH

becaues over the shat's shoulder? HE IS WATCHING YOU

[thipe.livejournal.com]

Glad to see you are PRODUCTIVE!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I do not have hoff related tat to send, woe

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Oh very ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

But I'm not there, only you are there, and now Morrissey is getting excited by the frantic thrustings of the Hoff as the Shat moans in desire so now Morrissey is running his fingers just inside your lacy panties


HEHEHEHE

[thipe.livejournal.com]

flexiHOFF

[hellison.livejournal.com]

No. NO he is not. For I would cut off his fingers before he ever touch me. ANd shove a great big bloody raw steak in his face. And down his trousers.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

ONLY YOU could have managed to make that scenario EVEN MORE WRONG.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Urr then um ok. YOU'VE KILLED MY STORY!

[thipe.livejournal.com]

I hate to point this out, but wouldn't morrisey be off in a corner somewhere on his own, loving himself while being emo about the whole thing?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

NO well he is now because evil Hellison thrust raw meat doon his troosers and killed my story.

WOE.

[thipe.livejournal.com]

And yet you still pick an icon like that...

God knows where he'd put that finger...

[thipe.livejournal.com]

hrm, celebrity big brother hoff...

This means that someone, somewhere will have to watch... SHOWERHOFF

[hellison.livejournal.com]

arr arrghgharegffhh AGAIN WITH THE EVEN MORE WRONG

You need to go wash your brains out with soap young man!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

Teh HORROR

(i bet you can't wait ;p)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

That was the intention

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I will just have to think of a different story then.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I can't

[tiny-eri.livejournal.com]

ARGHHH AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE get it away :(

[hellison.livejournal.com]

sicko

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

he would put his finger up the shat's bum

he's just about to smell it in that picture mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shatpoo

[thipe.livejournal.com]

ohdeargod

...

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

HAR!
*dances I've-borken-thipe dance of victory*

[thipe.livejournal.com]

rivulets of water running between the silken chest hair...

[puddick.livejournal.com]

Sinister.

The Hoff on BB? I will watch it. Damn. There goes my mental downfall again.

[hieronymousmosh.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeeee! At least the present in his hand is teeny tiny, so I can rest assured he is not offering us someone's still-beating heart (seems like something a peeping, stalking Hoff just might do).

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

Morrissey is running his fingers just inside your lacy panties

wow. that is... um. ew! why is that more disturbing than any of the rest?

p.s. hellison, did my card arrive?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I just try and BLOCK IT FROM MY MIND

and yes, it arrived. YAY!

I didn't send any, but you got the zombie carols, so they'll do instead!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

because it's morrissey