Happy Hoffmas!

[hellison]

Why do people keep sending me these? WHY

Anyway, I do not wish to suffer alone, so I give you Peeping-tom stalker Christmas Hoff.




He's WATCHING you.

ETA - the hoff on Celebrity Big Brother? Oh my ;p

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

That is possibly the scariest thing evar and now you've ruined my Christmas.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

If you write that morrissey/hoff/shat thing, he'll COME FOR YOU.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

how can he come for me when he is so busy f**king shatner in the ass while Morrissey strokes your inner thigh?

*puzzled*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

AAATGGHHH

becaues over the shat's shoulder? HE IS WATCHING YOU

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

But I'm not there, only you are there, and now Morrissey is getting excited by the frantic thrustings of the Hoff as the Shat moans in desire so now Morrissey is running his fingers just inside your lacy panties


HEHEHEHE

[hellison.livejournal.com]

No. NO he is not. For I would cut off his fingers before he ever touch me. ANd shove a great big bloody raw steak in his face. And down his trousers.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Urr then um ok. YOU'VE KILLED MY STORY!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

That was the intention

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I will just have to think of a different story then.

[thipe.livejournal.com]

And yet you still pick an icon like that...

God knows where he'd put that finger...

[hellison.livejournal.com]

arr arrghgharegffhh AGAIN WITH THE EVEN MORE WRONG

You need to go wash your brains out with soap young man!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

he would put his finger up the shat's bum

he's just about to smell it in that picture mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shatpoo

[thipe.livejournal.com]

ohdeargod

...

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

HAR!
*dances I've-borken-thipe dance of victory*

[thipe.livejournal.com]

I hate to point this out, but wouldn't morrisey be off in a corner somewhere on his own, loving himself while being emo about the whole thing?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

NO well he is now because evil Hellison thrust raw meat doon his troosers and killed my story.

WOE.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

Morrissey is running his fingers just inside your lacy panties

wow. that is... um. ew! why is that more disturbing than any of the rest?

p.s. hellison, did my card arrive?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I just try and BLOCK IT FROM MY MIND

and yes, it arrived. YAY!

I didn't send any, but you got the zombie carols, so they'll do instead!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

because it's morrissey

[thipe.livejournal.com]

flexiHOFF

[hellison.livejournal.com]

ONLY YOU could have managed to make that scenario EVEN MORE WRONG.