Hmm.

[hellison]

So. I got home from work, coughed a lot, went up to stables & sorted ziggy out and coughed some more. Bought some whiskey and lemons etc for Hot Whiskey Goodness later.

Got home, paperboy knocks. and LO there is a PARCEL. From AMAZON!

"ooh" i think "someone has bought me a PRESENT, what can it be??"

Excitely I rip open the package. Inside is a book, all wrapped up.
And a card which just says 'I couldn't resist...'

Inside the wrapping, I find







So. Own up! Who did it?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

i am innocent. innocent but laughing my arse off. hee!

(perhaps it is from david HIMSELF? an egotistical token of his love for you?)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

BAH why does everyone say that??

*mutters*

*crosses unhurt of List Of Suspects*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

because it is funny AND we are All Innocent? (also virtuous)

p.s. as you are an expert, tell me please: is heidsieck & co monopole blue top champagne any good? AR gave me a bottle. i am about to indulge. (once i eat. and bathe. and put a lanudry on.)

p.s. perfect icon use!

[kelemvor.livejournal.com]

*Laughs like a blocked drain*
OMG! You've had a visit from the HoffFairy!

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Ahh, so that's what happens when you open a present before Christmas! It turns into Hoff merchandise!

[kelemvor.livejournal.com]

In fact, Donna Summer comes to mind!
"Lookin' for some Hoff Stuff baby this evenin'
I need some Hoff Stuff baby tonight
I want some Hoff Stuff baby this evenin'
Gotta have some Hoff Stuff
Gotta have some lovin' tonight
I need Hoff Stuff
I want some Hoff Stuff
I need Hoff Stuff"

(And no, it wasn't me.)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Why do I get the feeling that you icon is EXACTLY what you are doing now?

hoff stuff baby indeed ;p

[kelemvor.livejournal.com]

Well, y'know - as ye sow, so shall ye reap and all...
*Ducks and hides*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

hey, i didn't MAKE him write those carols! I just inspired a moment of genius ;p

[kelemvor.livejournal.com]

I was thinking, what with all the Hoff proselytizing that's been going on in this journal, something like this was bound to happen!

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!

A candidate for bookcrossing, if ever I saw one.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Who would take it tho ;p

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

Send it to Germany?

Or someone on 43 things. There seems to be a bit of a Hoff... I hesitate to use the word obsession, as they have nothing on this crowd, but a Hoff... thing.

Leave it by a life savey ring thing!

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

The book equivalent of that bottle of Lambrini from the late 80's that gets passed from party to party? :P

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

I'm sure someone will appreciate it once it ages a little :-)

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

The Lambrini, the book, or Hoff? ;)

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

The first two. I think the third has aged plenty!

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

I am innocent! I bet it was Being_here!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Apparently not! *ponders*

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking Thesme...

I have a cough too. Hot whiskey - now there's a plan...

[hellison.livejournal.com]

She just called and apparently is wasn't her either!

Am VERY confused now as to who it could be...


Hot whiskey is GREAT. I felt so much better last night after a couple. Then a couple more...

[(Anonymous)]

You didn't like your present? I saw it in the supermarket and thought of you!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

It's... very thoughtful. I'd love to know who sent it so I could thank them properly!