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Morning all!
That stupid pink header is bloody annoying as it makes it even more obvious that this is Not Work.

However, since it is the day of LURVE, here is a picture of GIANT VOLE for you all



I have had an extremely dull morning of being stuck in a meeting which, as regular readers will know, often leads to Crap Meeting Haikus. So here are today's...

So much tedium
Constant streams of dullness flow
On and ever on

Buck passed around
Responsibility? FLEE
Like deer from wild dogs.

"That all seems unfair"
Bleating on like lost spring lambs.
I don't give a fuck.

And finally, one for [livejournal.com profile] being_here, inspired by [livejournal.com profile] malvino

What horror here?
Pirate in tight tight lycra!
Oh dear god, my eyes.

ION... um. None. Except febmeet is THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! Hurrah!

Date: 2007-02-14 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thipe.livejournal.com
Febmeet comes soon now
Buying cider in hour
Then comes much more work

Date: 2007-02-14 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
but you forgot to tell everyone that you got a sekrit valentine!!!!

!!!!!
ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2007-02-14 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
Thank you my dear!

And yes. I thought nothing could spoil pirates for me - but I wasn't counting on malvino's tender care...

Date: 2007-02-14 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kimkali.livejournal.com
Maaaaaybe they'll believe the entire hinterweb is pink?
Or say "google did it".
That orta work.

Date: 2007-02-14 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
furrrry voles! *paws screen*

(i got VIRTUAL GIFTIES and am thus pleased today - all of them have been signed "hugh" mind. see? *g*)

Date: 2007-02-14 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
p.s. as ever, v. impressed by haikus.

p.p.s. j. says you were stroking his head on saturday. hee! poor j. he was forced to admit it was not in a sexual manner, more in a "who's a cute iddle fuzzy headed beastie? awwwww." type of way.

Date: 2007-02-14 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thipe.livejournal.com
Ooh! Ooh! Can I try and spoil pirates?

Date: 2007-02-14 01:14 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-02-14 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Omg febmeet
The day after tomorrow
still not soon enough!

Date: 2007-02-14 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
well the meetings get VERY boring, I have to do something to pass the time. And it looks like i'm taking notes ;p

hehe I was indeed head-stroking, I'd forgotten that. He was being a little lost lamb at the bar because they wouldn't serve him and I was trying to get him to assert himself.
Plus, freshly shaved/clipped hair is always so very strokable!

Date: 2007-02-14 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Well the thing is *technically* I shouldn't really be on t'internet at all, i should be Busy Working. heh.

Date: 2007-02-14 01:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Why so I did!

Actually I mean to mention it, but the HORROR was too much. TOO MUCCCCH

ie i forgot

Date: 2007-02-14 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thipe.livejournal.com
ASDA fails cider
No six pound left oh no
just ten pound, eighteen

Date: 2007-02-14 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kanaalzahir.livejournal.com
No febmeet for me
No drunken stupidity
TAKE LOTS OF PICS PLZ

Date: 2007-02-14 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
No kana this year!
Woe! Who will we throw lemons at?
You had better aim ;p

Date: 2007-02-14 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Is that 18 for a tenner? doesn't sound too bad!

Date: 2007-02-14 02:27 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-02-14 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mollydot.livejournal.com
Love is in the air
and LJ is far too pink.
Shops sell fake romance.

Date: 2007-02-14 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com
A speshul card for you, Hellison (nicer than wot Thesme sent you):

Date: 2007-02-14 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thipe.livejournal.com
Indeed, I shall just get 4 crates of 18 instead of 6 of 12, we can split them at teh febmeetx0r.

It's about 10p extra per can basically.

Date: 2007-02-14 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com
I sent her a nice one. \/

Date: 2007-02-14 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Sounds like a very FINE plan to me!

ZOMG DAY AFTER TOMORROW!

Date: 2007-02-14 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Yes. It is a very... special card. Of Specialness.

Date: 2007-02-14 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
REALLY?

goes to look, foolishly.....

Date: 2007-02-14 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Well that is so so much nicer.

I have to admit it.

*looks at Kirk's moobs*

Date: 2007-02-14 02:42 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-02-14 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thipe.livejournal.com
I shall pass the time writing another 900 words, and plotting what music to put on my mp3 majig. Beyond HOFF.

Date: 2007-02-14 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
That is unbelievably speshul!! Am... entranced, especially by kirk's expression.

Also, I see you survived lunch, well done!

Date: 2007-02-14 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kimkali.livejournal.com
Sometimes *everyone* needs to look something up on google. It's like going to the loo - it's not part of your job, but it makes the day easier.

Date: 2007-02-14 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com
She tried to abduct me on the way there, instead of the way back.

Date: 2007-02-14 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
and then she tried to cook me her cats for lunch but I stopped her just in time

*is heroic*

Date: 2007-02-14 04:06 pm (UTC)
ext_1957: (Default)
From: [identity profile] helleboredoll.livejournal.com
Mmmm... i luv how the red stuff around the voles looks like blood smears. :)

*voles and hearts you*

Date: 2007-02-14 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Hearts are filled with blood after all! It gets everywhere when you cut them out. So you have to make use of it somehow

*beams*

Date: 2007-02-14 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
And who knew vulcans were quite so hairy!

So SPESHUL!

Date: 2007-02-14 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
true to livejournal
tradition, i post to just to
express icon love

Date: 2007-02-14 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com
Mr Hoor came home and said (three bears like) 'Who was sitting in my seat?' ;p

Date: 2007-02-14 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mollydot.livejournal.com
voles and storkes to you
icon love is the best love
aw... cute little vole!

Date: 2007-02-15 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
why why why what did I leave behind in the seat?!?!?!?!

*panics*
*clasps bits*

Date: 2007-02-15 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com
Hahaha! That got you worried. Ah it was only a few crumbs from your bread roll!

Date: 2007-02-15 10:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
thank god I didn't leak.
that's all I have to say. But, seeing as teh siberian tigers seem to have eaten the gunge producing components I shouldn't really have worried.

Date: 2007-02-15 10:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com
Oooh, a mini-thesme is on the way!

Teh horror!

Date: 2007-02-15 10:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
hah. only If I'm the Virgin Thesme of the Immaculate Conception getting ready for the second coming.

Date: 2007-02-15 10:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com
So you had one coming last night then? Fnar...

Date: 2007-02-15 10:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
NO WOE YOU TORTUROUS QUEEN OF BOLD

Date: 2007-02-15 10:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com
Ah poor no-valentine-sex thesme!;)

Date: 2007-02-17 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ghost-cre.livejournal.com
That stupid pink header is bloody annoying as it makes it even more obvious that this is Not Work.

... but painting pictures of love hearts on voles does?? :P

Happy belated valentines day. If I were there you'd have got a special Terry Kiss but alas ;(

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