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[hellison]

Morning all!
That stupid pink header is bloody annoying as it makes it even more obvious that this is Not Work.

However, since it is the day of LURVE, here is a picture of GIANT VOLE for you all



I have had an extremely dull morning of being stuck in a meeting which, as regular readers will know, often leads to Crap Meeting Haikus. So here are today's...

So much tedium
Constant streams of dullness flow
On and ever on

Buck passed around
Responsibility? FLEE
Like deer from wild dogs.

"That all seems unfair"
Bleating on like lost spring lambs.
I don't give a fuck.

And finally, one for being_here, inspired by malvino

What horror here?
Pirate in tight tight lycra!
Oh dear god, my eyes.

ION... um. None. Except febmeet is THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! Hurrah!

Comments

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

A speshul card for you, Hellison (nicer than wot Thesme sent you):

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Well that is so so much nicer.

I have to admit it.

*looks at Kirk's moobs*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

And who knew vulcans were quite so hairy!

So SPESHUL!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

That is unbelievably speshul!! Am... entranced, especially by kirk's expression.

Also, I see you survived lunch, well done!

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

She tried to abduct me on the way there, instead of the way back.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

and then she tried to cook me her cats for lunch but I stopped her just in time

*is heroic*

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Mr Hoor came home and said (three bears like) 'Who was sitting in my seat?' ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

why why why what did I leave behind in the seat?!?!?!?!

*panics*
*clasps bits*

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! That got you worried. Ah it was only a few crumbs from your bread roll!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

thank god I didn't leak.
that's all I have to say. But, seeing as teh siberian tigers seem to have eaten the gunge producing components I shouldn't really have worried.

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Oooh, a mini-thesme is on the way!

Teh horror!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

hah. only If I'm the Virgin Thesme of the Immaculate Conception getting ready for the second coming.

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

So you had one coming last night then? Fnar...

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

NO WOE YOU TORTUROUS QUEEN OF BOLD

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Ah poor no-valentine-sex thesme!;)