ho hum.

May. 1st, 2007 02:05 pm
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Life continues to trundle along quietly, which is in the main a Good Thing, since I am no fan of dramas, but leaves me with little to say. And I am stuck in an office, bored, on a sunny day. I also want to go home and measure my book collection in feet ;p

So I'm nicking an idea off [livejournal.com profile] thesme_01 (which means this could go horribly wrong, but at least shouldn't be dull) .
EDIT


ANYONE BUT THESME Ask me a question and I promise to answer with the truth ;)
or possibly flee in terror and go into hiding. Who knows?

Lets just pretend the first few there didn't happen...
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Date: 2007-05-01 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hieronymousmosh.livejournal.com
Question! Hoff covered in delicious cider: abomination or evil Hellison-temptor?

Re: new question!

Date: 2007-05-01 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
hee hee hee!

i am pleased to see that hellison is not the only one caught in this net!

Date: 2007-05-01 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
HOI!

Have you ever punched Unhurt?

and, yes, she HAS! on many occasions! she's a cruel and violent individual, you know.

Date: 2007-05-01 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluebrocade.livejournal.com
Your icon is so sad! Hugh looks positively BEREFT coz his boyfriend is so much prettier than him. Oh, Hugh! Captain Jack cries for you.

Re: new question!

Date: 2007-05-01 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
*gasp*

but i think you will find hugh is HAPPY for people to appreciate luxuriant personal hair! or do you think his stops at the top of his underwear? hmph!

(what is your ideal cock aesthetic anyway? maybe you could pick one from hel's amazing book of penises, as seen at MJ?)

Date: 2007-05-01 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
it's lucky for you there's a large ocean between us at the moment, missy!

Date: 2007-05-01 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
hellison can't answer this comment as she is too busy sucking cider out of david's chest-hair. i speak only the truth!

Date: 2007-05-01 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
TOTAL WASTE OF THE PRECIOUS NECTAR.

Cider is for DRINKING not pouring on past-80's stars!

Date: 2007-05-01 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluebrocade.livejournal.com
*adds 'baiting unhurt' to interests*

Date: 2007-05-01 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Do you want to get punched AGAIN?

I can drive over right NOW if you like.

Date: 2007-05-01 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Not punched exactly (tho that could change...) given the old slap maybe. Ooh and the crutches! I got her GOOD with the crutches!

And apparently my hair attacks her and tries to eat her...

Nope, never been the US! Closest I've been so far is Canada, where I have YET to see a mountie. I think perhaps they may be a myth. Like Bigfoot.

Date: 2007-05-01 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
"the odd slap" (i assume you meant odd not old)?!?

ooh, you lessen the offences. abuser! *weeps*

Date: 2007-05-01 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hieronymousmosh.livejournal.com
It's all matted and sticky - just the way Hoff likes it.

Re: new question!

Date: 2007-05-01 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hieronymousmosh.livejournal.com
I'm afraid to think of the veritable forest that may be lurking in his pants, thnak you. Though considering he's been called "metrosexual", I bet Callum makes him trim at the least.



("not covered in fur" comes to mind . . . I will have to research the possibilities and get back to you!)

Re: new question!

Date: 2007-05-01 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hieronymousmosh.livejournal.com
that first "he" being Callum. once again lack of sleep makes me not the clearest person in the world.

Date: 2007-05-01 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hieronymousmosh.livejournal.com
Got it. Cider is for drinking, champagne is for pouring on the Hoff (and then gently lapped from his pelted chest).

Date: 2007-05-01 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] repton-infinity.livejournal.com
Is there any truth to the story about women getting sexually aroused by riding horses?

Date: 2007-05-01 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Heh, No ;p

You do get hot, sweaty and occasionally chafed around the thighs, but aroused? Nope.

Unless maybe I'm not doing it right...

Date: 2007-05-01 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
keep it up! she needs baited more!


And punched.

Date: 2007-05-01 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Heh yes, ODD slap. I haven't ever punched you!

That day could come tho. And soon.

Date: 2007-05-01 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
*ignores*

Date: 2007-05-01 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
NO WASTING OF THE ALCOHOLS


No vole for YOU!

Date: 2007-05-01 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Never tried it, I could never get the saddle to fit...

Date: 2007-05-02 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison-1.livejournal.com
OMG! I do that all the tiem!!! I luv David so much! but now he is in Amerika! That makes me reely sad! But I haev Stepehn and now unhurt's frend from Canada who I met dressed liek a Viking! But wen he sings he looks just like my David!


Anyway, when David is visiting, we haev a bath togethor and I pore Champain all over his chest and then I lick his nippels and we haev an orange!

Date: 2007-05-02 09:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Yes come visit and we can do all of that!

Tho, didn't the singing scar you for life last time?
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