ho hum.

[hellison]

Life continues to trundle along quietly, which is in the main a Good Thing, since I am no fan of dramas, but leaves me with little to say. And I am stuck in an office, bored, on a sunny day. I also want to go home and measure my book collection in feet ;p

So I'm nicking an idea off thesme_01 (which means this could go horribly wrong, but at least shouldn't be dull) .
EDIT


ANYONE BUT THESME Ask me a question and I promise to answer with the truth ;)
or possibly flee in terror and go into hiding. Who knows?

Lets just pretend the first few there didn't happen...

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU WASH YOUR BOTTOM ON PURPOSE RATHER THAN JUST LIKE INCIDENTALLY WASH IT WHILE IN THE SHOWER BATH OR WAHTEVER.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Why didn't I BAN YOU before I started this??

My bottom gets washed along with the rest of me ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

HAVE YOU EVER LEAKED A LITTLE WHILE DRUNK YOU KNOW AND LAUGHING A LOT

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Heh, yes.

But then, haven't we all?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

HAVE YOU EVER PUKED ON YOUR BESTEST FWEND'S SHOULDER WHILE BESTEST FRIEND WAS WEARING A NICE RED SWING COAT AND PRETENDED YOU DIDN'T?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I COUGHED.

And now, FLEEING

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

do you still read firefly het in the dear hope you will find stories in which jayne gets it on with the prostitute who shares your name?

*beams*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Hehe Jayne/Helen *swoons*

Um. Yes. But mostly because I like Firefly het ;p And I'm not ashamed to admit it!

I have a question!!!

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

WHO AM I???

I am an angsty male singer who used to be a member of a highly successful band in the 80s. We often sangs songs with self-deprecating titles, although inspection of the lyrics would often show that we weren't being derogatory about the larger laydee or threatening to harm moooosical technicians. My trademark was my hairdo, which remains to this day.

;)

Re: I have a question!!!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

You are TEH EVIL PONCY FLOWER-ABUSER Morrisey!

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

What do you really love about yourself?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

A hard one eh?

Um. Bugger. I don't know actually. Not very much it seems, because I can't think of anything.
Normally I'd say the hair, but I'm thinking that's not quite what you mean.

Hmm.
*thinks*

new question!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

are you familiar with the band fall out boy?

what do you think of pete wentz? would you?

Re: new question!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

1. nope, never heard of them

2. ARBGGGH ARRGH AM AT WORK WOMAN. You might be able to get away with looking at such things, but OPEN PLAN OFFICE here!

Re: new question!

[bluebrocade.livejournal.com]

*glares at unhurt*

[bluebrocade.livejournal.com]

Have you ever punched Unhurt?

Have you ever been to the US? What did you think of it? A bunch of self-centered gits, right? :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

HOI!

Have you ever punched Unhurt?

and, yes, she HAS! on many occasions! she's a cruel and violent individual, you know.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Not punched exactly (tho that could change...) given the old slap maybe. Ooh and the crutches! I got her GOOD with the crutches!

And apparently my hair attacks her and tries to eat her...

Nope, never been the US! Closest I've been so far is Canada, where I have YET to see a mountie. I think perhaps they may be a myth. Like Bigfoot.

[hieronymousmosh.livejournal.com]

Question! Hoff covered in delicious cider: abomination or evil Hellison-temptor?

[bluebrocade.livejournal.com]

Your icon is so sad! Hugh looks positively BEREFT coz his boyfriend is so much prettier than him. Oh, Hugh! Captain Jack cries for you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

hellison can't answer this comment as she is too busy sucking cider out of david's chest-hair. i speak only the truth!

[repton-infinity.livejournal.com]

Is there any truth to the story about women getting sexually aroused by riding horses?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Heh, No ;p

You do get hot, sweaty and occasionally chafed around the thighs, but aroused? Nope.

Unless maybe I'm not doing it right...

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

What's your job?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Archaeologist by trade, but for the past... may years, i've worked in the NI equivalent of the OPW/Duchas developing [1] & maintaining a database of all our recorded monuments, along with keeping paper record and more recently computer mapping versions up to date.

Online version of the database is here (http://www.ehsni.gov.uk/content-databases-nismrsearch) tho that's fairly new and still Quirky ;p

[1] well. working with IT folks who do the *actual* developing! Started in DbaseIV, thro Access and now into sql/web based version.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Woo, I had to think about this one! And decided (since I promised to tell the truth) to be selfish and sod world peace and an end to hunger and ask for things for ME. so.

1. A house by the sea, with room for horses
2. Someone to love & be loved by
3. MORE TIME to do all the things I want to do and spend with the people I want to see ;)