ho hum.

[hellison]

Life continues to trundle along quietly, which is in the main a Good Thing, since I am no fan of dramas, but leaves me with little to say. And I am stuck in an office, bored, on a sunny day. I also want to go home and measure my book collection in feet ;p

So I'm nicking an idea off thesme_01 (which means this could go horribly wrong, but at least shouldn't be dull) .
EDIT


ANYONE BUT THESME Ask me a question and I promise to answer with the truth ;)
or possibly flee in terror and go into hiding. Who knows?

Lets just pretend the first few there didn't happen...

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU WASH YOUR BOTTOM ON PURPOSE RATHER THAN JUST LIKE INCIDENTALLY WASH IT WHILE IN THE SHOWER BATH OR WAHTEVER.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

HAVE YOU EVER LEAKED A LITTLE WHILE DRUNK YOU KNOW AND LAUGHING A LOT

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

HAVE YOU EVER PUKED ON YOUR BESTEST FWEND'S SHOULDER WHILE BESTEST FRIEND WAS WEARING A NICE RED SWING COAT AND PRETENDED YOU DIDN'T?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Why didn't I BAN YOU before I started this??

My bottom gets washed along with the rest of me ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

dirty hallion!
wehwehwehweh

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I COUGHED.

And now, FLEEING

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Well how often you you seperately wash YOUR bottom??

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

loads

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I inspect it every night actually.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

but you haven't answered my middle question!!!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Heh, yes.

But then, haven't we all?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

eh

NO.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Inspection does not necessarily imply washing ;p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Have too!!!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

LIAR. I bet you have. I bet you have LOADS. I bet you do it all the TIME even when you're not drunk.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

NO I NEVAR HAVE.

*maintains stony expression*

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

plop face

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I inspect and wash every night actually

Then I

wipe.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha liarliarpantsnotonfirebecausetheyaretoowettoburn.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

You ARE SLANDERISING ME

withthesnailstrailofurineandmucustwistingalongbehindyou.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

And that's more than I ever needed to know...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

do you still read firefly het in the dear hope you will find stories in which jayne gets it on with the prostitute who shares your name?

*beams*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Hehe Jayne/Helen *swoons*

Um. Yes. But mostly because I like Firefly het ;p And I'm not ashamed to admit it!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

i wonder is it odd that i find het to be a sort of strange deviant subset of fanfic?

not that i judge you for it!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

The RPF Slasher calls ME deviant?
hah!