discworld mud related...

[hellison]

So, feel free to ignore if you're not interested, it's way too late to be filtering ;p If anyone is interested enough, I can explain in comments tomorrow.

FINALLY!! Only took, what, seven years? Or, 151 days...

You have 2201 (2201) hit points, 399 (399) guild points, 232 (642) quest points and 500 (500) social points.
Your current experience is 18005 and you are level 300 in the Witches' Guild; your overall rating is 47488.
You have died 24 times and can die 3 times before you are completely dead.
Your wimpy is set to 30%.
You are unburdened (38%) and rather warm.
You are good, worshipping no god.
You are a citizen of the Agatean Empire.
You are 151 days, 7 hours, 17 minutes and 18 seconds old and have logged in 2343 times.

l me
Looking at yourself again? What a narcissist!
You see Aunty Helena X Myrddin the Witch.
She is a strapping young human lass.
She is a fairly warty young hag, staring at you with a firm but kindly gaze from beneath a mass of curly hair barely confined by her hat. You get the feeling however that it might be best to be polite as a stare can turn to a scathe in the blink of an eye.
She is in good shape.
She is standing.
You can't help but notice thirty warts upon her face.
A small swarm of whining mosquitoes is orbiting her.
She looks very hot.
Holding : an elegant stiletto (left hand) and an elegant stiletto (right hand).
Wearing : a pair of hobnailed boots, a chainmail miniskirt, a Grflx scale, a chainmail bikini, a stylish black bag, a witch's pointy hat, a rose rhodonite ring, a diamond engagement ring, a wedding ring, a silver spider bracelet, a pair of silver thistle earrings, four club badges, a silver trellis bracelet, two stiletto scabbards, a black satin garter, a silver crocus pendant and a set of shiny gold handcuffs.
Carrying: a medium sized blue bottle and a large glass jar.
Her purse is tinkling with coins.


Also, am only 1 level of ma.po off 400 gp, but I really don't have the energy for any more stabbing tonight ;p Or rather, this morning!

Meh, GOOD? That's not right. Must fry more kids ;p On the plus side, I look very hot!
Need an updated desc. at some point too. One day...

Comments

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I shall hang around Granny's being all cranky and insist on being brought tea and mutter about how in my day hennes had Respect!

Tho. I do that a fair bit anyway ;p

[fole.livejournal.com]

It rarely works though, they be too busy pretending they are warriors.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Well, it makes a chance from them all trying to be wizards I guess...

[gnillot.livejournal.com]

Congratulations!

Need I say that I never made it to 300 either?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Well that's what you get for going to the Dark Side ;p Which is partly why it took me so long to get there ;)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Keep your evil WOW ways to yourself! I'll have none of that :p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

hehe i've had those so long, I forget they're there most of teh time. They were a wedding present i think ;)

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

HAG!!!!!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Lawks!

Right, go get the kettle on, I'm parched ;p

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

Nice try, noob :P

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Yay! go you!

She looks very hot.

Have always said that ;p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

hehe yay me indeed. Am v. hot, obviously ;p

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

You are unburdened (38%) and rather warm.

this part fascinates me!

what are the mosquitos for? very small familiars?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Heh I carry too much junk, I should get rid of some stuff really...

The rather warm part is because I was standing in a smithy at the time (hence also looking hot ;p).

The mosquitos are like a shield of Steel! Or, well, a shield of bugs, absorb damage and also attack the opponent, which is fun ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

(pst. not interested in the sadies tonight then?)

if only more biting insects were so useful...

[hellison.livejournal.com]

you mean leave the house? hmmm.

Have to be in early (well, on time) for stupid meeting tomorrow with Important People, so will probably give it a miss I'm afraid.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

bah to stupid meetings! i have to go to the post office first thing, which is good as it means no braincells required. i will have to lurk at the back and try to look cool & mysterious on my own then*. (may cycle down and just have the one pint - though might end up having 2 or 3 and having to push the bike home!) (basically i have no plans for drunken excess, so you could be home before pumpkin time if you should change your mind)


*doubly hard as - for reasons connected to laziness and itchiness** i am in possession of furry armpits. I dpn;t mind, but if wear short-sleeved top can guarantee weird looks.

**tmi: not shaving and using solid lush deoderant with sandalwood in? makes for LESS smelly armpits after cycling than using razor and anti-perspirant. i fear i am turning into a hippie!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

What time is it on at then? I have had an excessive attack of Laziness and thus am only getting *started* on the epic battle against Mess that I was supposed to be doing all weekend, so will see how that's going.

Obviously it'd be going faster if I wasn't here...

Those lush things work then? I was thinking of trying them!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

8pm at mchughes downstairs - wasn't sold out yesterday, so probably fine today too - i can always ring and check if you like (i go my ticket already but they take them offline 24hrs before all shows). dunno what time on stage. probably 8.30 or so i would guess. don't sweat it [not ref. to other conversation!] i mean, i will not weep and moan if you can't. i just fancied a Change - musics, a beer or two, people-watching.

seem to so far! and despite not being anti-perspirant, there has been no noticeable change in pit-damp! i got the, uh, brown solid stuff they cut up for you, but there were wee bars of other kinds too. my mother has been evangelising them for some time!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

*urge to draw you naked with Hair rising*

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Go you :)

I'm with unhurt - mozzies? They don't glow, so not a souped-up version of fireflies. No floating utensil though - some damage blocking wossname?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Funky new shield! Kinda like TPA only way better because the bugs do damage back, depending on what sort you get (some are pretty crap, some are quite nasty). Much better than the floaters ;)

[malvino.livejournal.com]

Hurrah!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Yay! Couldn't have done it without you!
Or, well, I could, but it would possibly have taken another couple of years :p

[hecate-x-jones.livejournal.com]

Congrats, Aunty dearie!

About darned time, too! Completely wrong for me to still be higher level after all this time. Another dozen or so levels and you'll catch me up. Then again... you're much, much better at hitting things, so what's the point of all the levels?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Ah, but you're much better at doing the actual *magic* ;p

Our Fole reckons I should get more brewin', but I aten't the tea makin' sort - might work on the insect getting side o' things for a bit, I fancies them assassassasin bugs ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Congratulations!

PS if you scathe someone do their bits melt off?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Alas no :/
But it does make their brains go on fire! And I can make their noses fall off :p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

hehe many many years ago, when I was Young and Foolish, I married miv's player alt ;p We had a big party and a PK brawl!

And then when I was older and still foolish, I married Miv as Etain :p For reasons I am still unclear about, but which were probably cider related!