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hellooooo! *clings to internet* So good to be back.

I don't actually have a lot to say. Am having yet another exciting adventure in sitting today. But at least the internets is a welcome change from daytime tv!

An Amazon shopping spree may well be in order. After the Ordeals I have been through - The Italian Hospital from HELL, the 'will i get on the plane?' suspense, the 'will they EVER fucking operate?' tortuous waiting, and the general Two Weeks In Hospital Funtime, I think I deserve some Nice Treats.

Also I haven't spent any money in nearly a MONTH so I have some long overdue shopping urges to give in to.

Still trying to catch up on flist too, tho I don't think I'll ever get all the way back to the start of june! Some things will just have to remain forever unknown.

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Email me your house address you broken old cowbag

done! git face ;p

hey when is the beer fest thing? no idea when i'll be mobile again, but you never know...

Woman. Why are you making my bum hurt>

I am NOT! I have been nowhere near your bum, nor do I ever intend going anywhere near it!

sooooooooooooooooooon

NEVER

helo.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thank you.

*ignores*

But... But... Surely you can't do that. Every single word your friends write should be precious to you and be read with great solemnity.

:p

Well that is true. And it's not like I have a lot else to be doing! I might make it back a few weeks at least :p

...I don't think I'll ever get all the way back to the start of june

You got anything else to do? ;)

Watched the DVDs yet? Any good?

i haven't got to watching them yet, they're still in the bags i brought back from hospital! will have to get them out now i have the laptop up and running ;)

Am so happy to have you back. For I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU FOR YOU BORKED YOUR LEG ON PURPOSE TO AVOID ME DIDN'T YOU? wAAAH!

you mean apart from the daily texts and phone calls and now emails??

eejit ;p but YAY I AM BACK I HAVE INTERNETS YAYAYAYAY!!!!

they DON'T COUNT for you only did those to THROW ME OFF THE SCENT! i know your games PUMAwoman!

testing testing.....................

why are you testing at me???

because LJ went funny there

Are you allowed to go on sprees while on crutches?

as long as they are sprees that don't involve any actual movement on my part, i think i'm good to go ;p

Not much happened in Hoorovia.

Except I'm pregnant!

No I'm not.

ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME, WOMAN?

*picks self off floor*

aww, but just think how cute a little baby hoor in a wee teeny knitted gimp suit would be!!

A small creature with half my DNA and half Mr Hoor's DNA would be just... terrifying, frankly.

I'll stick with cats for the time being. Though Clyde is going through the cat equivalent of the terrible twos. Or teenage years, I'm not sure. He's a mardyarse anyway.

So what are you doing now?

Is it true you've got one of those mobility scooters?

aaaiieeeee teh icon!!!

I am doing... much the same. Sitting. Tho the rain has stopped so I may even get to sit OUTSIDE. So much excitement!

And no. I don't :p It'd be funky tho. Especially if i could fit scythes to the wheels and go racing/jousting...

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