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hellooo and how are we all? Other than being tramatised by the Scariest Vibrator Evar of course... (well everyone else is posting it, I figured I might as well join in!)

I am much the same as before really. Little changes ;p Although by next week, I should have a new car! A very shiny new automatic Fabia! Which is NOT a clown car in ANY RESPECT *glares at Miv and Mollow*
I did check out Golfs and a couple of others, but all the salespeople wanted me to bring my current car in first, despite me explaining that if I could do that, I wouldn't be looking for a new car anyway.
The skoda guy, otoh, had the advantage of having sold me the car so basically sorted out the new one over the phone and will deliver it and pick up the old one (despite it being about 50 miles from the showroom currently) for me! Hurrah! I just have to discuss the finance in detail, but from the rough estimates we worked out already, it won't actually cost much more a month than the current one did.

Freedom! and NEW CAR! Can't wait ;)

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*shudders*

For one moment i got the two links mixed up...

HELLISON DRIVES AN AUTOMATIC CYLON VIBRATOR UP YOUR ARSE

*shudders as well*

I hate you, you spoil EVERYTHING

LIKE ZORRO!

*hops away crying*

*deflates your cast*

MEANIE

*reinflates your cast................LIKE ZORRO!!*

You can get vibrators with an automatic gearbox?

I don't even want to *think* about how it would know when to change gear...

You'd prefer a clutch?

WHY MUST PEOPLE KEEP REMINDING ME OF THE VIBRATOR?

Seriously, what is the deal with the mustache attachment?

I really don't know and I hope I ever find out!

I knew you were gagging for it, or was that a Freudian typo

hehehehehe

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA