Hmmm.

[hellison]

So. The operation is definitely on Wednesday. In the military hospital. On Talk Like A Pirate Day.

THe question now is - can I get a fake peg leg between now and then to hop in on? And can one address soldier-nurses as Scurvy Landlubbing Dogs while demanding Grog from them without getting shot?


What kind of uniforms to solider-nurses wear? The mental image is... confusing but somewhat appealing ;)

Finally, where did my pirate icon go? Must go find a new one.

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Soldier nurses wear leather uniforms with holes in for their nipples.

DON'T ASKE ME WHY! THEY JSUT DO!

*moist*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Well. That'll be fun to wake up to ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

But your icon is wearing leather with holes in for the eyes. This is not the same.

nipples

eyes

eyes

nipples





NIPPLES!!!
I like nipples.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

That is because my icon is a PIRATE, not a soldier-nurse!

hmm. I seem tho, to recall doctors not reaction well to poking-out nipples.

Perhaps soldier-doctors are different tho...

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

...

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Of course I wasn't there at the time, so perhaps I have his reaction wrong..

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

http://www.tkinter.smig.net/PrincessIleana/ILiveAgain/images/169.jpg

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Arrr! That be one scary lookin' wench!

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

In a military hospital?! But why?!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Its part of the hospital where all the othopedic stuff is done I guess. And they don't need it so much for soldiers theses days ;p

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

[hellison.livejournal.com]

ahhaahh, excellent find!

[kanaalzahir.livejournal.com]

Oh, Cherry Ames, how I loved you back in the day... aaaah...

[repton-infinity.livejournal.com]

20th Century Fox ran a long-running documentary study of army hospitals. Here's one of the nurses they followed.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Rofl ;p that was actually more like what I imagined!

[hecate-x-jones.livejournal.com]

Yar!
Simply insist you're comandeering every vehicle (stretcher, wheelchair, etc) you come across, demand grog, ask if they've adequate supplies of citrus "for keeping the scurvey away" and6 make much of all the buxom wenches and likely lads. Plus, if anyone thinks you're acting oddly, you'll hopefully be able to blame it on painkillers ;)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

heh cunning! I likes the cut of yer gib young'un!

Hows your arm coming along?