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Had an exciting start to this morning when, while tentatively putting new foot to the ground, the crutch slipped and I discovered quite dramatically that stupid ankle really can't take any weight at all and I ended up in a rather undignified heap on the ground. No real harm done, other than it swelling a bit, and giving the poor mother the fright of her life when she heard the crash.

Anyway. As it is now four months since I did this, I am sick of having nothing else to talk about and am thus declaring this week 'Don't Mention The Leg' Week.

The weekend went rather swimmingly really - Friday night chilled out with wine while watching rugby and so on.
Saturday was really very exciting as I got to go OUT to

_unhurt_'s birthday party, which involved heated debate over the eradication of smallpox, the relative merits of leprosy over TB, Dolly Parton, Hayseed Dixie, Greatest Country Hits and the Sham Wave - leading M. to declare as we left that it was "the culchiest party I've ever been to in the city". Which is quite the compliment coming from her ;)

I did wimp out and leave early-ish, as the trek to The Bathroom of Unhurt was a bit to Everest-like for me, and there were no sherpas on hand. I did get a Guard of Honour as I left tho. The bastards.

Sunday was a lovely lazy day in my own house, with a long lie-in, eating junk, mudding and watching rugby (not such a highlight), before return here to laze some more.

Today, I should really do some work.

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HAI.

I have decided to substitute the word 'clotiros' for your leg.

Dear Hellison.

How is your clotiros? I hope your clotiros is not too sore after that fierce banging you gave it in the bathroom.

Sincerely,
Thesme.

Oh it's a bit more swollen, and it went all red, but it's calming down nicely now with a bit of rest.

more swollen than normal??

*boggles

That must make it a very big clotiros indeed!

*afraid*

*is also afraid*

hellison, make her stop hurting english!

I think she's enjoying it

I am powerless to stop her alas!

Oh it's not nearly as swollen as it was when I was in hospital, tho I am still having trouble finding anything to fit over it.

That's such a pain! When it's uncovered it gets very sensitive!

Yes... and people don't seem to like looking at it when it's exposed liek that for some reason.

They got very squeamish at Unhurt's party when I got it out.

Well, being archaeologists, they're only used to dead ones.

True. Some of them got particularly squeamish when I mentioned I'd had staples in it, for some reason.

It will nice when it is fully healed and you can support your whole weight on it.

It will! Tho that's going to take some time and quite a lot of practice I think ;)

my favourite part was when edith tickled it with the Martens and you shrieked.

She was VERY mean to be doing that. It's still very delicate!

*dies*

I saw this at the weekend and thought of you.

heh being_here had a link to that last week, it's very... special. I wish i could UNCONNECT the hoff and me in people's minds tho ;p

No way - you're like Romeo and Juliet, Saphire and Steel, Mulder and Scully - Hellison and The Hoff!

*glares*

Wah!

You realise there's a Hoff application for Facebook right? With soooo many pictures to appear rigth on your profile page! Go forth and explore!

*ignores this*

Gin would be thrilled tho ;p

http://www.facebook.com/s.php?q=hoff&k=200000010