hellison | (no subject)

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Morning all! Busy busy busy here.
Off to the office in a bit (trying to work up the energy ;p) to be a good and concientuous worker. And have chips for lunch!

Also to print out flight details and bus times for getting to Reading, since I don't have a printer here (and this is mostly to remind me to actually do it). Not thinking yet about getting *on* the bus. It will all be Fine. I'm better at steps now. Mostly ;p

Am also getting better at walking, even after a couple of days, which is encouraging! Tho haven't tried walking very far yet.

I did have an actual point to posting when I started this, but now I can't remember what it was. So just... make up your own and pretend I'm very interesting really ;p

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My god!" You're so interesting I just had an orange just reading this post! :P

OR

Well Hi There Hellison, Jock Stirrup Here. *dangles pair of woolly socks*

You know I did consider adding 'except YOU Thesme' on the end there ;p

And do you even have to ruin SOCKS for me? CAN YOU LEAVE NOTHING SAFE?

em. sweetcorn?

Look madam I am supporting your recovery by inventing porn for each stage of the process and you DON'T APPRECIATE IT.

*hurt*

Poor thesme! I appreciate your efforts *is supportive*

why tank you. you are a TWOO FWEND unlike that smelelyface over there

YOU MADE ME CRY AGAIN!!

*goes to change socks*

TRAINING. that's what you need.

Training you say? What? Stern young men with whips and fluffy socks teaching her to behave?

em I was thinking of the muffateers, a whip, woolly socks, and david hasselhoff....

...

I'm glad i live in my head, not yours!

MY HEAD IS LOVELY

U R NOTE A TWOO FWEND AFTER ALL

*extra hurt*

Obviously I meant that my inferior soul would be blinded by the lovlieness of your head.

yes. yes you did

*mollified*

hah! I think someone might be needing a trip to the bathroom to DOUSE THEIR PANTS.

Oh dear. Are you having the flaming pants issue again? *is concerned*

No, but I am pretty sure YOU are!

I'm afraid not. I think you'll find that as the good twin i don't have such issues!

I think you'll find you are so NOT the good twin.

I understand your confusion, but since the option is YOU being the good twin, and even in a million universes of infinite possibility THAT won't happen, the logical conclusion is that I must be the good twin.

So youre ok to go to Reading then are you?

Yes! Because it does not involve stairs. Or an entire cellar of cider that I would be UNABLE TO DRINK.

or indeed sitting ALL ON MY OWN in a corner with a glass of cider unable to negotiate through the crowds on CRUTCHES while you run about... running a pub and beer fest.

Besides if you REALLY loved me you wouldn't have had it the same weekend i'd already booked to go to Reading!

I didnt want you to come anyway!

So there!

Then what the fuck are you gurning on about?

I KNEW you didn't love me really.

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