How does your Garden grow?
Nov. 6th, 2007 12:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hellisonIs there some sort of law about gardeners being Hot? Seriously...
You will have heard me mention Gardner George before, who is (as I think![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
being_here can testify) not at all hard on the eyes. The guy who cuts Mum's lawns and Does Stuff just called too and, again, very... aesthtically pleasing. Both a bit on the skinny side, but you can't have everything ;p
Mum's gardner also seems to possess George's knack of turning up when I'm either hungover, still in pjs or wearing dossing about the house stuff (I'm am still convinced he thinks I'm some sort of alcho kept woman :p), damn them!
Anyone else have similarly attractive gardening types about (or do the rest of ye all be good and do it yourself?)? I am sure they do it on purpose to convince you to keep them coming back. I am pretty certain GG uses the power of Big Brown Eyes to keep talking me into spending lots and lots of money on Garden Beautifying - he's even painted the house now!
Still, it does look good, so it's a win all round really ;p
You will have heard me mention Gardner George before, who is (as I think
being_here can testify) not at all hard on the eyes. The guy who cuts Mum's lawns and Does Stuff just called too and, again, very... aesthtically pleasing. Both a bit on the skinny side, but you can't have everything ;pMum's gardner also seems to possess George's knack of turning up when I'm either hungover, still in pjs or wearing dossing about the house stuff (I'm am still convinced he thinks I'm some sort of alcho kept woman :p), damn them!
Anyone else have similarly attractive gardening types about (or do the rest of ye all be good and do it yourself?)? I am sure they do it on purpose to convince you to keep them coming back. I am pretty certain GG uses the power of Big Brown Eyes to keep talking me into spending lots and lots of money on Garden Beautifying - he's even painted the house now!
Still, it does look good, so it's a win all round really ;p
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Date: 2007-11-06 12:46 pm (UTC)My gardener is very fond of cocking. He keeps several cocks of his own. He tells me all about them and I have GREAT DEAL OF TROUBLE keeping a straight face.
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Date: 2007-11-06 12:48 pm (UTC)How does one 'cock'?
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Date: 2007-11-06 12:50 pm (UTC)cocksroosters. Some of them are show cocks. At this point I usually remember something urgent indoors and have to run (well, hop) away very quickly.no subject
Date: 2007-11-06 12:52 pm (UTC)*innocent face*
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