TA DA!

[hellison]

I just WALKED up AND down the stairs!

*is triumphant*

Comments

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

The ones in your place? I'm amazed nobody's broken their neck on those things yet, so bloody good going :P

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I *may* have slid down them once or twice since I moved in :p

But yes! going up was tricky, coming down was terrifying, but I made it ;)

(not going to attempt that after any amount of alcohol whatsoever for a while!)

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Get yourself a stair lift? Although I imaging it might get worn out by people visiting and wanted a go :)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

heh. With turbo boost! WHEE!

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Ooh, and a little red swooshy eye thing!

And an ejector seat?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I am NOT getting a KITT stair lift ;p

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're the one that suggested turbo boost.

Unless you want a Viper joystick between your legs?

(And how the hell did this turn up in an image search for 'battlestar galactica viper control'?! Or this?!)

Oh, I give up finding a picture of one - the knobbly thing with buttons on that is between the pilot's legs in BSG :P

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Yikes, hairy then SCARY ;p

so, you want to fit my turbolift with a vibrator?

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Nooo...

(Not one for work, that. Not that the last two were either, but those were more from a 'respect of your cow-irkers PoV.)

But.. Sweet zombie jeesus! Ok, closing that site now, I'm scared...

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Dear god in heaven.. WTF IS THAT??

*crosses legs very firmly*

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

It's um.. A vibrating hair brush?

(Possibly for hairy nuns.)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

aarrggghh the mental image!!

not. good.

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised She hasn't been summoned by this conversation yet.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I was BUSy FAILING to cook dinner AND ORDERING PIZZA INSTEAD.

I reckon if you used that you would turn your lower bits into a fountain.

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Now why did you think I meant you, oh pure and virtuous one? ;)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

why, is there some kind of rival around?

*prepares to murderate*

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

No, I think you scare them off before they can get a foothold.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

GOOD.

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

I never realised you were so territorial with your horror.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

absobufeking lufelty

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Scared now. I'd better tone down my horror. I'm already in trouble for that photo...