best spam email title ever?

[hellison]

Have the cold. Leg achy. in the office now for fourth day in a row!

However arriving today, opened mail and saw the following, which cheered me up immensely -


"Have a great fuckstick theodore"

Why thank you, I will!

Comments

[caramel-betty.livejournal.com]

Aha! Your real name, revealed at last.

*stalks you with more vigour*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Damnit, caught at last!

*flees*

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Are you sure it wasn't cry for help from Bundoran?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I CRIED AND CRIED BUT THERE WAX NO HELP

[being-here.livejournal.com]

A great fuckstick? Well I don't mind if I do!