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I am bored. And have little to write about. Thus, as ever, in lieu of content, a MEME. Nicked from the Unique and Special Flower that is

helleboredoll

Ask me a question about each (or any) of the following:

1) friends
2) sex
3) music
4) drugs
5) love, and/or
6) livejournal

And I might answer. or I might not. Give it a go anyway ;p

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A Flower with Fleshy Petals.

Now.

If you came home from work one day, to find all your friends having rampant sex in your living room (using your exercise bike as an Aid), to the music of Morrissey, while smoking yer sekrit stash, making sweet sweet love and blogging it all on LJ, what would you do?

I would..
Smash the stereo
Take pictures
Stab you all
Burn the house to the ground
Emigrate.

*hugely impressed*

So - you're obviously not the good one then!

I am SO the good one! Most of the time ;p

WHO'S THE GOOD ONE?

*is overwrought*

None of us are, see my question above...

ME, OBVIOUSLY!

LIAR

You know when you're alone and your tipsy and you put on a tune and fling yourself round the living room wildly? No? Well if you did, what tune would you be listening to?

Hmm. Depends on mood mostly, so it'd probably be very random! i don't tend to have Favourite Tunes as such. Tho 'Another Girl Another Planet' always makes me dance!

Bzzt. Wrong. The correct answer is "I love rock and roll" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.

Ooh yes, also a good choice ;p

wait... you haven't been looking in the windows at night have you? Bringing the stalking to a whole new level eh?

Risagallo Jr. sees all, knows all.

You worry me sometimes ;p

Time to train the cats to attack!

HELO YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING ANYONE'S QUESTIONS

BECAUSE I AM AT WORK AND PEOPLE WERE TALKING TO ME AND I COULDN'T

Have some fucking patience!!
(hi pmt)

Yeah, you tell her!

FUCK BUMFACE YOU ARE HORRIBLE AH AHA I HATE YOU SO MUCH AHA HAA AH AH AH I HAVE TO KILL0R YOU NOW HA AH AH WHY DO WE HAVE PMT AT THE SAME TIME?

cowface.

*sulks*

FUCK OFF I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU FIRST THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY!!! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU HATED ME EVERYONE HATES ME YOU ALL WANT ME TO GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK

*cries*

YES SO WE CAN USE YER HOUSE FOR ORGIES BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WE TALK TO YOU.

AND. YOU SMELL. of of of ISOPODS POO.

YEAH you'd know because you spent most of your life with your HEAD RAMMED UP AN ISOPOD'S ARSE.

AMAZINGLY I HAVE NOT BUT PERHAPS YOU HAVE BECOME CONFUSED DUE TO YOUR HEAD ACTUALLY BEING AN ISOPOD, AND YOUR BUM A LOBSTER HOLE.

Is that where Mr Pinchy lives?

YES

nipnipnip

Do you choose your friends based on sexual preference, musical preference, recreational drug use, capacity to love fluffy animals, or livejournal horror value?

Oh a little of everything I think, in varying amounts :p

Except the horror. I don't choose the horror, IT CHOOSES ME!

*is a Horror Magnet*

I could do with some horror, I'm currently procrastinating

Have you seen thesme's latest lobster posts? I'm sure she'd be happy to oblige anyway ;p Essays dragging on then?

Or, try this meme thing, it's certainly helping me procrastinate!

Edited 2008-01-23 14:39 (UTC)

i fear 'capacity to love fluffy animals' and 'horror' are overlapping categories in the case of some of the people she associates with!

Like ones posting LOBSTER FURRIES eh??

that was in interests of SCIENCE!

*runs off to meeting*

WHat makes you smile most out of the list?

Friends! and Livejournal. Tho thats more suppressed outbursts of horror really ;)

1), 2) and 5): would you ever have sex with anyone you know on lj?

and if yes, would you post extensively about it afterwards?

extra points if you would not only sex0r them, but would be listening to music and on drugs while you did it. and then fall in love with them afterwards.

Possibly, yes ;p

No!

ooh, a new goal! it's goo to have something to aim for ;p How many more points?

If you had to pick one of the following to have in your life, said choice excluding the other option for ever more, would it be
A) a "friend with benefits"
or
B) the love of your life but no sex EVAR?

oooh tricky. Hmm. I dunno. Since I get no sex EVAR anyway, b doesn't seem like such a drastic option as it might otherwise!

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