More memey goodness

[hellison]

Well, it's been a quiet week here, so not a lot to post about really.

Filled this out for vashti and am reposting as promised!

YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine... You're on my list, so I want to know you better!

BE HONEST! COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A COMMENT THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS.


1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A.
6) What was the last book you read?
A.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A.
8) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
A.
9) Worst habit?
A.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A.
12) Do you have a negative or optimistic attitude?
A.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A.
16) Do you have any pets?
A.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A.
23) Ever been arrested?
A.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A.
35) Do you believe in God?
A.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A.


ETA oops, I only just realised I didn't stick that behind a cut earlier!

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

OMG i HAVE to be HONEST!

OK THEN

) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. no. I am not. I am alone. All alone in the world.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. I really wanted to be a beauty queen
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. I really wish I could give more blow jobs. I love blow jobs.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Oohh gosh well I hate alcohol so I'd love a tall glass of milk.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Well, yours is sweetcorn and mine is Curly Kale.
6) What was the last book you read?
A. The Bible. Last night. Excellent.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Gouwantonia.
8) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
A. I have 15 rings in my inner labia. For the Sex0r.
9) Worst habit?
A. I can't stop going to mass.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. HAR HAR YES but you would reject me. AGAIN.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Extreme Lacrosse.
12) Do you have a negative or optimistic attitude?
A. Very very optimistic indeed. I think life is great and only going to get better.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Make passionate love to you over and over again. With a lobster.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. The day the nuns said I couldn't join.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. Gosh it's amazing I can't think of any! I reckon that's my weird fact. I have none.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. No. I hate animals. I really hate cats. Stupid furry miaowy things.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. I would shut and lock the door and call the gardaí
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. What a lovely quiet wholesome lady. She really hates the internet though, what's that about?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. I love them. I want them to f**k me now. *has orange*
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. Nothing! I am completely self-actualised and very happy in myself and my body. I love my body. mm. body.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. I would try and lie be honest here, but I can't be bothered answering the question at all.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Blue. To match my blonde hair.
23) Ever been arrested?
A. Many times, for Christian Campaigning.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Again, who gives a eresafklseaj
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Give it all to you.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. CHURCH of course!
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. No. No. No. NO. No. NO. NO.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Discuss how the love of Jesus can turn the world away from hot C*ck love homosexual evilness.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. No. I never swear. It is immoral to swear and also makes language poorer for some reason.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Perverts. So CHILDISH! HAte perverts.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. A pretty well-rounded, blue-eyed blonde haired single teetotal Christian girl who hates cats, and doesn't swear.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. Only after marriage, blessed in the eyes of my Lord.
35) Do you believe in God?
A. SO MUCH!! SQUEE!
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. UH. yeah?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Cant... Breathe... HURTS

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

THAT'S PROBABLY DUE TO THE SIZE OF MY GIANT C*CK.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

You just keep your bloody chickens away from me!
Freak woman!

[tiny-eri.livejournal.com]

HELLO. You don't know be but you scare me. A lot.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

*rubs you in the noodles*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

ps get malvino to send you his crazy japanese nun porn link! Tho, don't watch it at work ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

okkkkkaaayyyy

*slightlty concerned*