I'm not sure ow practical being raised by Lobster is, to be honest...
But when Captain Callum spilled out the net onto the deck of the HMS Hoff, his heart was smitten by the fishy figure that rose up resplendant from the cascade of langoustines, shrimps and prawns. His eyes zoomed in on the heaving crotch - a hundred happy crabs desporting in the Maritime Erogenous Zone!
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Date: 2008-02-04 02:09 pm (UTC)But when Captain Callum spilled out the net onto the deck of the HMS Hoff, his heart was smitten by the fishy figure that rose up resplendant from the cascade of langoustines, shrimps and prawns. His eyes zoomed in on the heaving crotch - a hundred happy crabs desporting in the Maritime Erogenous Zone!