Fact for the Day
Feb. 4th, 2008 10:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hellisonAccording to the very instructive and educational How Animals Have Sex" book, which I bought for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
thipe but now covet for myself, Male Weevils have a penis so... spikey and nasty that each mating significantly reduces the lifespan of the female.
Which probably explains why they prefer Canadians. And Wingnut.
ION you people have DESTROYED my mind. Was just having perfectly normal and unwrong conversation with cow-orkers about new star trek movie. Someone mentioned Christian Bale being it.
I TRIED to enquire if he was to play Young Kirk.
It came out 'So will he be Cock then?'.
*sobs*
thipe but now covet for myself, Male Weevils have a penis so... spikey and nasty that each mating significantly reduces the lifespan of the female.Which probably explains why they prefer Canadians. And Wingnut.
ION you people have DESTROYED my mind. Was just having perfectly normal and unwrong conversation with cow-orkers about new star trek movie. Someone mentioned Christian Bale being it.
I TRIED to enquire if he was to play Young Kirk.
It came out 'So will he be Cock then?'.
*sobs*
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Date: 2008-02-04 02:09 pm (UTC)But when Captain Callum spilled out the net onto the deck of the HMS Hoff, his heart was smitten by the fishy figure that rose up resplendant from the cascade of langoustines, shrimps and prawns. His eyes zoomed in on the heaving crotch - a hundred happy crabs desporting in the Maritime Erogenous Zone!
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Date: 2008-02-04 04:09 pm (UTC)