Please, give me something!

[hellison]

Hurrah for sunny fridays! And it's all quiet here, everyone is off to some lone worker safety meeting, leaving me, well, alone. Which possibly means I should be AT the meeting...

ANYWAY. Live in general is quiet, and I am lacking in inspiration for things to post about, and bored of memes. Since you are the ones that have to read this therefore, you can pick.
What would you like to read about today [1]?
To paraphrase Buffy (after watching One More With Feeling recently), give me something to write about!


[1] themes must not include hoff/shatner/lobsters/porn of any kind

Ok. For littlebluefish skulls with jawbones attached
Ah yes. Mandible Moments. Everyone has these - something on tv/film that you just KNOW is wrong and is so blatently wrong it makes you SCREAM at the screen. My sister gets it over chemical things. thesme_01 often gets it over Medical Predicaments.
For me, obviously it's mostly when they get Olden Days Things wrong, but my biggest bugbears are Skeletons That Stay Magically Somehow CONNECTED when there is NO CONNECTING TISSUE LEFT AND IT'S JUST ALL BONES AND THE LOWER JAW FALLS OFF *takes a deep breath*
Intact hands/feet annoy, also ribcages. Skulls are the worst tho. THE JAWS FALL OFF THERE IS NOTHING TO KEEP THEM ON.

This also extends to things off screen. Like the poor chubby Goth we encountered when out with friends of kyrptykfysh, who had a cane with a skull on top. With a lower jaw. He got a bit of a lecture. I may have been a bit drunk at the time.

for srip what oopmaloomps get up to in the dark
(perhaps I should cut these?)

Hmm. Interesting. Sleep possibly? Lurk certainly. Watch players doing teh netsex0r while invisible? Who knows WHAT liaisons get up in their own time (note, mud in-joke there)? Other than perhaps tiquetoque and i REALLY don't want to know what he gets up to in the dark...

for shambelina SMELL THE PONY
Yes. There are few things as disconcerting, I discovered recently, as a room full of people chantning "Sniff the pony, SNIFF THE PONY" at you.
So I did, and it didn't really smell of strawberries as advertised.
Must find the photo of the Ponies Of Wrong for posting.
I did get some VERY special birthday presents...

Comments

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Sounds good, i'm not long in and need to sit for a bit, then eat! Probably about half 7ish?

Had davey on the phone saying they're playing the rotterdam tonight, but it is Far and Effort and i figured you probably weren't up for a mad night out either?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

nooo. no far. no effort! have already declined to go to the errigle to see sean the animal bone man before he moves to a fjord for good. sofa. wines. horror. these are my needs!