Yet another leg rant (just when you thought it was safe...)

[hellison]

Dear Ankle

You have had 15 months now. I understand being broken then screwed back together was a traumatic and upsetting experience, but I feel, and I say this in your - indeed OUR - best interests, that it is high time you GOT THE FUCK OVER IT and started actually working properly. Or indeed at all.
I don't think it is unreasonable to expect you to cope with walking the entire kilometre [1] from the train station to work AND back again. In fact, if you manage the getting there, the getting back is kind of essential.
True, this time you managed without the stabbing-pains-with-every-step you treated me to last time I attempted this foolhardy trek, however the gain there is somewhat negated by the fact that after getting home and sitting down for half an hour I have to USE THE FUCKING CRUTCH to get to the kitchen from the sofa. To find the Codine (looooovely codine). AND STILL YOU ACHE.
Stupid fucking leg. If it wasn't for the codine, you'd be for the chop.

No love,
me

If anyone wants me, I'll be sulking on the sofa, alternately staring blankly into space (yay codine!) and reading yet MORE Twilight wank . Probably just as well I didn't buy a weekly ticket.

[1] i measured it on google maps ;p

Comments

[kanaalzahir.livejournal.com]

OK, with the risk of being totallt off the topic (PENIS UNICORNS) here... I take it you still have Metal Thingies in your leg? 'Cause I know for a fact that both my brother and my sister-in-law continued to have troubles after bone breakage because of Metal Thingies, and pretty much had to threaten the orthopedic surgeons with cutting the metal out themselves before they agreed to take them out in a controlled fashion. Trouble then ceased in both cases.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the physio did say if it still kept getting sore to go back to the surgeons, but to put it off if possible because Moar Surgery so soon isn't the best option. But i'm starting to think it might come to that, because it's getting pointless persevering for the sake of it, while not being able to acutally DO anything.

And I have no idea about the penicorns. I'm TRYING to pretend they don't exist, but it's not woking :/

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

hellison moaned as the penicorn thrusted


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