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[hellison]

Meme, nicked from reuss. Pretty sure this one has been around before (like most of them), but, what the hell. ANSWER ME my pretties. Or Die.

If you're on my friends list, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine... you're on my list, so I want to know you better!

Comment here and repost a blank one on your own journal.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favourite and least favourite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

Comments

[thipe.livejournal.com]

*curses hellison_01 being in ETON of all places*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOO

*stares*

You are a Bad Bad Man.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

SHE'S BACK!

[malvino.livejournal.com]

I've done this, want me to cut and paste it here? :P

[hellison.livejournal.com]

aye why not! It'll give me something to read ;p

[malvino.livejournal.com]

Hurrah! I don't have to think!

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? Yes, many.
02) What was your dream growing up? To grow up.
03) What talent do you wish you had? I'd like to be able to sing
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Gin and tonic most likely.
05) Favorite vegetable? Courgettes I think
06) What was the last book you read? Gathering Seaweed
07) What zodiac sign are you? Pass
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. Nope
09) Worst Habit? I like to win
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? Nope, I don't have a car. But I'd walk your way with you.
11) What is your favorite sport? Cricket
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? Optimistic
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Phone the resuce guys, then chat
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? I don't think anything terrible has happened to me. Everything fits into place sooner or later and turned out to be positive.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I like politics and believe in people.
16) Do you have any pets? Nope, but there's something in a coffee cup that's looking promising
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? Jim Beam?
18) What was your first impression of me? Here's a fun one!
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Neither
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? I'd like more hair on my head and less on my back.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Partner, you have your own copnscience and if you've got a good enough reason to commit a crime I trust you enough to help.
22) What color eyes do you have? Greeny Brown.
23) Ever been arrested? Not technically.
24) Bottle or can soda? Bottles if they're glass
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Bank
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at? Complutense rugby pitch Madrid.
28) Do you believe in ghosts? Yes, but I don't think they're dead people
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Rugby
30) Do you swear a lot? In some situations
31) Biggest pet peeve? Poeple who are smart enough to know it but too dumb to keep it to themselves
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Egoist
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Very much so
34) Favourite and least favourite food? Kedgeree and processed things that taste funny and have no flavour.
35) Do you believe in God? Yes, very much so, in a similar way to Tolstoy from what I can gather
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? Not if someone else does.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

heh, hurrah for lack of thinking ;)

Tho that does leave your first impression of 'me' identical to that of reuss ;p

What IS kedgeree anyway?

Also, am now curious as to how Tolstoy believes in god.

As for repost I have a feeling I got this from you last time I did this, so I think we're covered there!

[malvino.livejournal.com]

Fish curry in rice, with eggs, boiled. Original fusion food!

God takes too long for lj, there are word limits and things.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

one for a pub with comfy sofas, a fire and decent pints ;)

[being-here.livejournal.com]

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? Yes. Always in relationships. Always serious. Dammit.
02) What was your dream growing up? There was one about a killer ambulance...
03) What talent do you wish you had? I'd like to be able to cry milk.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Cider!
05) Favorite vegetable? Peas. Or sweetcorn. Or potatoes. Or tomatoes. Or olives. Or are the last two a fruit?
06) What was the last book you read? Jim Butcher - Small Favour.
07) What zodiac sign are you? Scorpio or Tiger, depending if you want west or east.
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. Ears.
09) Worst Habit? Lying. Being a controlling cow. Letting people down. You chose.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? On tonker the pony? You bet!
11) What is your favorite sport? Ice hockey or rugby to watch. aikido to participate.
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? I'd tell you, but then you wouldn't like me any more.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Panic.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? Death. Destruction. Rape. Relationship woes. Running out of milk the other morning when I wanted cereal for breakfast.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.I learnt to write with my feet in case I broke both my arms.
16) Do you have any pets? Yes.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? I'd break out the cider and we'd carve tonker lures and have a fine evening.
18) What was your first impression of me? Intelligence and humour. (it was online you see)
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? SCARY
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? My body - from my toes to my head. I do quite like my eyes though. I'd keep them.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Conscience. For I am the GOOD TWIN
22) What color eyes do you have? Blue.
23) Ever been arrested? Nope
24) Bottle or can soda? Can
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Convert it to proper money.
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at? With friends. In the warm.
28) Do you believe in ghosts? Sometimes.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Right now? Sleep.
30) Do you swear a lot? Fuck yes.
31) Biggest pet peeve? Stupid people
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Fat.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Sometimes.
34) Favourite and least favourite food? Roast chicken. Cucumber.
35) Do you believe in God? Yes. Not as a beard in the sky though. Sort of in a quantum physics way.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? Nope! For I am not foolish ;p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I think you'll find the Pony was called Donger ;p

re 15 - loon!

re 18 heh. i like how you had to qualify that, as if your first impression would ahve been ANY DIFFERENT if you'd met me IRL first

and you are so NOT the good twin ;p

[being-here.livejournal.com]

I am not a loon! I am the GOODE TWIN. SO there. And you'll be sorry if you bvreak both yur arms that you didn't learn to write with yer feet, so you will

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

re 18 heh. i like how you had to qualify that, as if your first impression would ahve been ANY DIFFERENT if you'd met me IRL first

says NOTHING...

[hellison.livejournal.com]

OI!

[reuss.livejournal.com]

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? Yes.
02) What was your dream growing up? I don't really remember. I was good at school, so they thrust many potential high-flying career options on me, and I was mostly uninspired by all of them.
03) What talent do you wish you had? I would like to be able to sing, properly. And write well.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Make it a mojito!
05) Favorite vegetable? Today I am going to say CAULIFLOWER 'cause I had nice cauliflower cheese at lunchtime.
06) What was the last book you read? I re-read "Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha" last week, which was great as ever. Before that, I can't really remember. "A Good and Happy Child" was disturbing.
07) What zodiac sign are you? Aquarius.
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. Two tattoos on my back, three holes in my ears. And plotting a new tattoo.
09) Worst Habit? Smoking.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? Hell yes. Especially if I was driving my car.
11) What is your favorite sport? Tonight, it is anything but American Football, which I loathe and Greg is intending to watch all evening.
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? Optimistic. No, really.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Compare bra styles.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? Not something to write about here.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I hate my feet.
16) Do you have any pets? One cat, somewhat bonkers.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? Hooray! Here, have a glass of wine. Now, help me unpack.
18) What was your first impression of me? Online on the DW Mud, I clearly remember having great difficulty talking to you because of your crazy multiple titled self, and also being in awe of your warts ;) I can't really remember when we first met in person, but I expect the impression was something like being flattened by sheer force of awesomeness.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Disturbing.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Smaller boobs please.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Crime partner. I think I probably already have been, no?
22) What color eyes do you have? Orangey brown.
23) Ever been arrested? Nope.
24) Bottle or can soda? I don't care. Why do people care?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? House deposit. Yawn.
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at? Anywhere my friends are at.
28) Do you believe in ghosts? Occasionally.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Creative stuffs. Failing to tidy.
30) Do you swear a lot? Yes.
31) Biggest pet peeve? Currently, Sarah Palin.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Contradictory.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Yes.
34) Favourite and least favourite food? Thai fishcakes, and celery or beetroot.
35) Do you believe in God? Yes, sort of. Not in a traditional Christian way.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? No shan't ha.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Hmmm Mojito. Now a I want a mojito. And a go in your car. VROOOOOM!

like being flattened by sheer force of awesomeness.

aww! Tho, are you sure it wasn't just the loudness?


ooh also. We must go for mojitos when you visit! I think we should go here! (http://www.themerchanthotel.com/html/index.html)

[reuss.livejournal.com]

OH YES we very much should.

When you're next in London we can get "Nojitos" at the bar in the top of Waterstones Piccadilly, which are non-alco Mojitos and SO DELICIOUS.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

woo, minty tastiness?


Hmm. I think there is a spa/beauty place near that hotel, which is right in the city centre. So we could shop/pamper/cocktail, if that sounds appealing ;)

36 things about ME

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Oh marvellous! I was about to have to Do Werk!

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? -- NO! :D
02) What was your dream growing up? -- Put a ";" after dream, and yes.
03) What talent do you wish you had? -- I'd like a better work ethic. Or singing. So probably singing.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? -- Gin (Bombay Sapphire) and lemonade, with a slice of lime, no ice.
05) Favorite vegetable? -- Carrots. Or maybe artichokes.
06) What was the last book you read? -- Altered Carbon by Richard Morgan.
07) What zodiac sign are you? -- Gemini
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. -- Yes, one of each; pierced tongue and a tattoo inside my right hip of the symbol for the planet "Mercury".
09) Worst Habit? -- "Social smoking", and not only because it is an oxymoron.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? -- 0_o ... like a pony?
11) What is your favourite sport? -- Keel hauling ninjas. Or dancing.
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? -- Optimistic tainted with realism and spurned on by coffee :D
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? -- Play peekaboo and snap and see who could do the loudest, scariest horse impression.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? -- Rape sucks. But missing out on a 2:1 by 0.03% bit for longer.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. -- As a foetus I travelled at half the speed of sound :D
16) Do you have any pets? -- No.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? -- "Oh hai! Are you here from the internets? I lack cats, but would you like to caption this delicious coffee?"
18) What was your first impression of me? -- Ah... the first has been lost to a fit of giggling about poking horses!
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? -- Those two things are not oppositional ~grin~
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? -- I'd rather not ever get eye-strain.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? -- One can say "We really shouldn't..." and grin.
22) What color eyes do you have? -- Greyish-greenish-blueish.
23) Ever been arrested? -- Nope. One nil assholes!
24) Bottle or can soda? -- Bottle. Decanted. Classy. Less gassy.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? -- Laugh at the exchange rate, put a deposit on a rented flat, buy a motorbike.
27) What's your favourite place to hang out at? -- Where my friends are.
28) Do you believe in ghosts? -- Do they need me to? Isn't death the end of all that playground malarkey!?
29) Favourite thing to do in your spare time? -- Is sleep a thing one does? Is that spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot? -- Depends on the environment and how little of 29 I've had.
31) Biggest pet peeve? -- Not having one.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? -- Kim
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? -- Buy me some diamonds and Chanel number 5 and we'll know for sure.
34) Favourite and least favourite food? -- I like oysters. Tomato is poison.
35) Do you believe in God? -- That which will actually be informative is whether or not whomsoever believes in us?!
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? -- I might. First there is dinner, so I might forget, but do do it!

Re: 36 things about ME

[hellison.livejournal.com]

That sounds like the best stuck in a lift idea EVER! can we go find a lift and play?

also hehe teh horse pokerer :p

Re: 36 things about ME

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

YESES! OMG what if we end up in a life with GAIMAN!!!!!

~squeeeeee~

~poke~

Re: 36 things about ME

[hellison.livejournal.com]

ending up in a life with Gaiman?? That would be OMG indeed!

If in a lift, I think we might give him much inspiration for his next horror story ;p

Re: 36 things about ME

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

There were three in the lift and the gentleman said
LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
So we said "OMG you silly boy! Horses do not make that noise!"
And when the fire-crew pulled the doors apart
Nowt was left but bloody-wall art
Spelling out in a screaming hand
NEIGHMORE NEIGHMORE NEIGHMORE



Sorta?

Re: 36 things about ME

[hellison.livejournal.com]

....

*awe*

I think I just hurt something laughing at that ;p

NEIGHMORE!

Re: 36 things about ME

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

:D

NEIGHMORE... what else?! :D:D:D:D:D

(I am going to have some horlicks now yis)

Re: 36 things about ME

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I have ruptured my lower intestine.

Re: 36 things about ME

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Can I offer you this partially used but still in more or less not bad condition replacement tethering to afix the misalignment?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?

ahahahahahahahahahahaha.

er. that is a "no".

02) What was your dream growing up?

when i was 12 i wanted to go to cambridge. but i grew out of that. travelling. everywhere. it was all a bit undefined. i wanted to leave home a LOT. for a while i wished i was a dinosaur but i was pretty young.

03) What talent do you wish you had?

writing.

04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?

i might have to provide a list....

05) Favorite vegetable?

um. most of them? so i will go with: those al dente green beans with sesame paste you get at the ginger tree. i could eat them all week. mmmmmm.

06) What was the last book you read?

joe simpson "this game of ghosts"

07) What zodiac sign are you?

libra. born year of the tiger. not that it MATTERS as it is ALL LIES.

08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

ring in nose, one each in ears.

09) Worst Habit?

procrastination.

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

i am not that kind of lady!

11) What is your favorite sport?

cycling.

12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?

i am a lazy & cynical optimist. (pessimism takes too much energy.) (why are those capitalised?)

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

complain! loudly! (and press the emergency button repeatedly while trying not to mention the omen...)

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?

it's a toss-up between years of soul-destroying bullying at primary school and the time some asshole threatened to kill me and then sexually assaulted me in my close in glasgow. (fun times!)

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.

my only bona-fide weird fact: i have been bitten by a mole.

oh, ok. and i have eaten dried mongolian cheese in a yurt.

16) Do you have any pets?

one remaining rat. :(

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

i would ask if you had brought fizzy wines. if yes, then i would allow you inside.

18) What was your first impression of me?

ahahaha. minor league TERROR?

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

i am neutral on the subject.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

my profile. hate hate HATE. want sister's beautiful profile.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

details of crime please before i commit myself!

22) What color eyes do you have?

grey-blue

23) Ever been arrested?

not yet...

24) Bottle or can soda?

you can put bread in a bottle/can?

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

plane tickets. travel. more travel. possibly (another) new bike.

27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?

sadly? in front of my laptop. or in budapest. or seattle. or - toronto was nice? my final answer: with fangirls.

28) Do you believe in ghosts?

nah.

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

daydream and plot future trips.

30) Do you swear a lot?

er. no?

31) Biggest pet peeve?

being treated like a fucking secretary!

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?

sentient.

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?

no.

34) Favourite and least favourite food?

this is an essay here. i like way too many foods to pick just one. on the other hand, i really don't like tinned soup. it tastes of preservatives. YUCK.

35) Do you believe in God?

no.

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

uh, probably not at this time due to online failing!.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

A mole? that's quite a good weird fact!

Sorry about your ratling.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

:( :( :(

i thought everyone had heard the Vicious Mole Story!

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

NO!

Does it start like this?

~ahem~


Once there was a little mole who's temper was quite tetchy
And there was a young _unhurt_ with predelictions letchy...

[gnillot.livejournal.com]

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? Nope

02) What was your dream growing up? Dream? erm... I'm sure I wanted to be a veterinarian at some point and to work with horses and things of similar nature. Most prevalent through my school years was the dream of having friends though

03) What talent do you wish you had? Creativity

04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Cider!

05) Favorite vegetable? Broccoli

06) What was the last book you read? The darkest evening of the year by Dean Koontz

07) What zodiac sign are you? Pisces, Year of the horse

08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. Got one in either ear about 8 years ago. They still exist despite 5 years of not wearing earrings...

09) Worst Habit? Talk too much at the wrong time

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? I do not drive so couldn't, but I would happily walk with you.

11) What is your favorite sport? Participating = swimming, watching = figure skating

12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? Optimistic

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Plot the end of the world by Hoff

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? The death of my beloved older brother 6 days before my 18th birthday

15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I go for 7 mile walks along the river when I am upset

16) Do you have any pets? Not right now :(

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? I still wouldn't have any pets! I expect my stock of cider would go down in a drastic manner though

18) What was your first impression of me? Fun!

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Neither really

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? My fitness level

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Of course ;)

22) What color eyes do you have? Blue

23) Ever been arrested? Nope

24) Bottle or can soda? Does it matter?

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Stick it in a savings account with the rest of the would-be house deposit

27) What's your favorite place to hang out at? Ben Crouch's Tavern

28) Do you believe in ghosts? Not really

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Mud, read, liaise

30) Do you swear a lot? Not really

31) Biggest pet peeve? People with no common sense

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Fake

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Yes

34) Favourite and least favourite food? Lasagne and raisins

35) Do you believe in God? Undecided

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? Sure, why not?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I don't know if going for long walks when you're upset is that weird - I tend to go for long drives! Possibly because i am much lazier ;p

OMG HAI!

[hellison-1.livejournal.com]

I r bak from Eeton!

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? OMG Yes! I am in loev with mai boi frend David. He maeks me soe hapy!
02) What was your dream growing up? OMG! I dremt of beeing a champignon! Rider! like in this boke!
03) What talent do you wish you had? C whot Ai rote for too !
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? OMG! I doe notte drinke! Bcos it is badde for u and makes u loose control and that wood be imoral!
05) Favorite vegetable? OMG! I loev all vejtabels but Ai think mai favrite is broscoli! Or maibe sweetkorn!
06) What was the last book you read? oMG ! It was a boke by mai gode frend, Celia Ahern! It waz caled Thanks for hte Memoriys! I liek her alot and Ai think her dade is very sex0r! But Davide dosnt like me to talk abowt hime too mmuch!
07) What zodiac sign are you? OMG ai dontbeleive in thsoe sines as they are imoral and against God's wil!
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. OMG David wantz me toe get a pssy tatoo soe much but I wont because it is imoral1
09) Worst Habit? I trai veyr hard to be a gode girl but soemtimes when I go ridingn i get a strange felign in my theyes and it makes me fele most and then I have sex0r wieth David when I kow I shoudlnt@!
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? OMG! Wel if I were on Donger mai poneye! I certainly wood!!
11) What is your favorite sport? OMG I dont rely liek sport apart from shoejumpting. Sometimes David and Eye watch it togeter and he gets very exit0red and then I sit on his bake and whip hime as we watche.
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? I LEVE Eeverything soe muche!!!!!
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? OMG I wood be soe excit0red! I wood show u pictures of mai poneye, Donger and aske to see your poneye!
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? wel oen time I went to a Keltick renactment nigte and there was a cow and an orange and vkidings and I got donfused!!!
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. OMG AI dont think ther is anything wedrd abowt ! me!
16) Do you have any pets? OMG my gponeye Donger!!!"$
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? OMG i would be SOE EXICTORDE and so wood Davide! We wood maek you diner and taek u for a rid!
18) What was your first impression of me? OMG that perosn is soe prety and lokes like me" She wil be ami gode freind!
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? OMG I leke clowns a lto! The are very sex0r. Soemtimes David dreses upe as a clown and I haev an orange!
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? OMG I don't jknow! Maybe mai hair!!
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? OMG i doe note beleve in criem it is imoral! I wood bi ur conshense!
22) What color eyes do you have? AI dont know!! (er)
23) Ever been arrested? OMG never !
24) Bottle or can soda? BOthe!
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at? Ai laike to goe to the Karikfergus KASTEL!
28) Do you believe in ghosts? IMg noe wai they r imoral and trai to sex0r me!
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? I like to have an orangea!"! Or goe riding on Doneger wit mai speshul sadel and haev an orange!!"
30) Do you swear a lot? OMG NO! That is rong! A ladie shood never sai bad wordz1
31) Biggest pet peeve? AI have none ai ame soe hapy!
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? HAPY!
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Yes soe muche it maeks me moist.
34) Favourite and least favourite food? OMg I leve cawliflour cheese. I laike al fode/
35) Do you believe in God? Bery much and io lekt to pray!!"
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? OMG OKAI

Re: OMG HAI!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

YOu.. YOU >. DFNMAJNFEOUIWEFEW

re.06 - you sick sick SICK twisted sicko. TEH SEXOR??

08 - whats wrong with a tattoo of a cat? Or is it tattoos in general that are IMORAL?
09 - a strange felign? are we back to cats again?
11 ADFEFEGHHH YOU KNOW 'BAKE' MEANS SOMETHING DIFFERENT HERE
MENTAL IMAGES I DID NOT WANT AND MAY NEVER EVER GET RID OF

19 for this? I am going to have a shower AND a loooong hot bath tonight. HA HA HA STINKY


28 ... Do Not Want To Know


HATE YOU HATE HATE HATE

Re: OMG HAI!

[hellison-1.livejournal.com]

Do you want a feline in your theyes?

DIRTY PERVERT

Re: OMG HAI!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

SIT ON MAI BAKE AND TEL ME THAT U LOEV ME

Re: OMG HAI!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

STOP IT STOP IT SHUT UP

I AM GOING FOR A WALK. FAR AWAY FROM YOU

Re: OMG HAI!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

ahelo wil u be mainfreiand?!"?£!£1

HAHAHAHAHAHA MAY YOUR BATH FALL INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM

[dogboy55.livejournal.com]

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? Yup. As serious as they get I suppose.
02) What was your dream growing up? I dreamt about a big skinny shadow guy with claws and horns.
03) What talent do you wish you had? A talent for doing all the pish bureaucratic things I should really be doing?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Orange juice boringly enough.
05) Favorite vegetable? Carrots but I also like annoying Frags with a bag of sugar snap peas.
06) What was the last book you read? I’m reading “Tokyo Year Zero” by David Peace right now. It’s good if a little difficult style wise but I’s looking forward to getting to the end.
07) What zodiac sign are you? Aquarius which I only recently found out was an earth sign. I was very confused.
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. I’d like tattoos but I can’t ever think of any design or symbol I’d be really happy with. I have seven piercings. three in each ear and my nose. I used to have my nipple pierced.
09) Worst Habit? Picking my nose. It’s disgusting but brings me supreme satisfaction.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? No. I don’t have any vehicular mode of transport.
11) What is your favorite sport? Extreme telly watching. I watch TV while wearing rollerskates.
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? I’ll probably get more optimistic this week.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Probably annoy the crap out of you with lots of silly noises.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? I dunno. I think it was probably my Dad passing away.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I can kick myself in the head.
16) Do you have any pets? I have three cats. Juno, Kes and Alan.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? I’d make you a cup of tea. Offer you toast and challenge you to a card game.
18) What was your first impression of me? I first impersonated you at a comedy club in Soho called “Bondo’s” which was a weird hybrid of a Bond theme and a U2 memorabilia with a Japanese twist. Everyone was convinced I was you.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? I think Twaty is a better word. Unless they’re one of those weird russian or french mime style clowns.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? I’d lose some weight. But that comes after I eat this pie.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? I’m a bit of a goodie goodie so probably your conscience.
22) What color eyes do you have? Brown.
23) Ever been arrested?Yes. Luckily I wasn’t charged. Me and some friends had stolen 30 litres of milk from a shop at 4am.
24) Bottle or can soda? Can.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Go to Bureau de change.
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at? by the sea.
28) Do you believe in ghosts? Mmmn. Undecided.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Play music.
30) Do you swear a lot? A fair amount.
31) Biggest pet peeve? People being twats.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Awesome
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? I think I do.
34) Favourite and least favourite food? Favourite food: Pizza, good curry. Least Favourite: anything involving liver apart from Pate which is nice.
35) Do you believe in God? No
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? Maybe

[hellison.livejournal.com]

re. 05 the mental images this brings up are hugely entertaining! Does Dale help?

[dogboy55.livejournal.com]

It's a supermarket SWEEP, BABY!!!

Now grab my peas!!!