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hellison ([personal profile] hellison) wrote2008-11-24 10:59 am

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So. Reading further reports on the crash my cousin's husband died in at the weekend was a Really Bad Idea. Because it was horrific. Not going to link to them because... horrific. Have had to force myself to stop reading.

Thus, distractions needed. I have plenty of work to do but it's all mostly fairly mindless, repetative stuff that is nowhere near distracting enough.
Send Happy Thoughts Plz. Or Hot Mens. Or both...

BTW if anyone else is looking for distractions Hot Daily is a great place to start.

ION, no more bonekickers Waily waily waily, etc.

[identity profile] fragglechick.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
OMG that is my new favourite website ever!!!

*drools*

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
I thought you might like it! It's like Fit Folk Friday EVERY DAY

[identity profile] fragglechick.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I've just spent an inordinate amount of time drooling over the ladies from sci-fi picspam!

I think this might actually kickstart me back into doing FFF y'know...

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, I enjoyed that one Very Much Indeed!

yay for FFF!!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-11-24 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahahah. there is tom selleck! show little e! show little e! she thinks he's HAWT!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-11-24 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
have a nicer image:

Edited 2008-11-24 13:18 (UTC)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-11-24 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
note to self: do not google "hot nerdy guys" for hellison...

HAPPY THOUGHT:

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-11-24 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
michael slipped off his orange trunks and waded into the secret pool. relaxing in the sun-warmed waters he let himself float blissfully as he waited for his lover to arrive.

*squelch... slither... squish*

"neil, sweetie?" he called without opening his eyes. "is that you?"

something slipped around his manly calf. something slippery and suckery. the starnge appendage moved... higher...
Edited 2008-11-24 13:30 (UTC)

Re: HAPPY THOUGHT:

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*STABS*

cowbag! you leave neil ALONE! as if what you brother was doing wasn't bad enough!!

Re: HAPPY THOUGHT:

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-11-24 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, i see! only YOU are allowed to have him! poor michael, his true wuv derailed by your INSANE JEALOUSY OMG!

Re: HAPPY THOUGHT:

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I simply DO NOT WANT gaiman squid hoff slash!11!1!!!

IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

Re: HAPPY THOUGHT:

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-11-24 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
APPARENTLY SO, YES!

Re: HAPPY THOUGHT:

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-11-24 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
neil squelched happily around the kitchen of the small cottage by the sea he shared with his boyfriend michael (michael was training to be a real life lifeguard. it was all very exciting!). he absently emptied the dishwasher with two tentacles as another caressed the gift he had purchased for michael that very day...



michael had been talking about canada a LOT recently...

Re: HAPPY THOUGHT:

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Is that *seriously* a beaver vibrator??

hah. Next time I go to canada i am SO getting you one of those.

Re: HAPPY THOUGHT:

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-11-24 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
THERE IS NO NEED TO BE SO GENEROUS. REALLY.

Re: HAPPY THOUGHT:

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
OH I THINK THERE IS

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
um... thanks?

*is trying to eat here*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-11-24 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
hee. er, i mean: sorry! (also, the NICE image has gone away! the internet does not love you!)

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
NOBODY LOVES ME!!11!!!!

Waily, etc

(ps i DO still know where you live!)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-11-24 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
did i not mention that i had moved? *flees*

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
LIAR!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
oooh new webcomic to read, taht should keep me occupied for a while!

[identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It takes three days if you read it from the start to the finish... *coughs*

[identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Also I think I've lost you on msn..

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
how'd you manage that? tho i rarely remember to turn it on these days, which could be why ;p

[identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I changed msn a while back, but that might be the reason!

I thought I'd got everyone but it seems I actually missed half the people :P

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
ahh, i'll try to remember to turn it on tonight and track you down ;p

[identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That'd be good.

I'm sorry about your cousin's husband, love. *hug*

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. I didn't know him that well, beyond the usual quick chat at family functions etc, but he was a lovely guy. And I can't even begin to imagine how she's getting through this. Such a nightmare.

[identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It really is :(