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hellison ([personal profile] hellison) wrote2008-11-26 04:12 pm

Something that really HAS made me smile today

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] thipe, Wuthering Heights via the squidifier...

Out on the wiley, wavy moors
We'd roll and fall in green.
You had a temper like my jealousy: Too hot, too greedy.
How could you leave me, When I needed to possess you?
I hated you. I loved you, too. I feel like a spot of marauding.

Squidless dreams in the night.
They told me I was going to lose the fight,
Leave behind my wuthering, wuthering Wuthering heights. Mollusk! Ahem, sorry.

Heathcliff, Pincheeeee its me--cathy Thesmeeee. Come home. Being a ravenous sea-beast is quite nice.
Im so cold! Let me squin-a-your window. Mmmm, brine.

Ooh, it gets inky! it gets lonely,
On the other side from you. I like to eat krill.
I pine a lot. I find the lot
Falls through without you.
Im coming back, love. I feel like a spot of marauding.
Cruel Pinchy, my one dream, My only master.

Too long I roam in the night.
Im coming back to his side, to put it right. Mmmm, brine.
Im coming home to wuthering, wuthering, Wuthering heights,

Heathcliff, Pincheeeee its me--cathy Thesmeeee
Come home. Im so cold! Being a ravenous sea-beast is quite nice.
Let me squin-a-your window.

Heathcliff, Pincheeeee its me--cathy Thesmeeee
Come home. Im so cold! I feel like a spot of marauding.
Let me squin-a-your window.

Ooh! let me have it.
Let me entangle your soul away. I have very large tentacles.
Ooh! let me have it.
Let me entangle your soul away.
You know its me--cathy!

Heathcliff, Pincheeeee its me--cathy Thesmeeee. The ocean is lovely today.
Come home. Im so cold! Sperm whales are nasty, horrible, hateful creatures.
Let me squin-a-your window. I have very large tentacles.

Heathcliff, Pincheeeee its me--cathy Thesmeeee I have very large tentacles.
Come home. Im so cold! Let me squin-a-your window.
Heathcliff, Pincheeeee its me--cathy Thesmeeee Come home. Im so cold!


Also [livejournal.com profile] being_here is being Very Bold via email and making me giggle far more than I should at work :p

[identity profile] thipe.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh it gets inky!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I have very large tentacles!

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M FUCKING DYING OVER HERE!

DY--INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm BRINE

(it has made my day immeasurably more cheerful ;p)

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
ME TOO

[identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll have you know i was being a SUPPORTIVE FWEND.

Sometimes I feel like I am not appreciated.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh but you are! Brightened up my afternoon no end ;p

[identity profile] mollydot.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
I still can't stop singing it ;p

[identity profile] kimkali.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
~feels like a spot of marauding~

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Being a ravenous sea-beast is quite nice!

[identity profile] kimkali.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
Om nom nom ooo oysters!

Yeah... sounds marvellous!