Mystery Post time

[hellison]

Well not so much a Mystery as I knew who it was from this time, but not what it was.

Oh dear. _unhurt_, you thought YOU had problems with your cinema attire??




(Why did it have to be PINK??)

and. Um.



Oh dear.






Evil doesn't BEGIN to describe it

(and i am not posting anymore today ;p)

Comments

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

I still want to know who this McCaldwell person who supposedly signed for it is. Methinks UPS is getting a bit confused.

Anyway, I didn't want you to feel all left out at the cinema. I was just thinking of you!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

that would be one of my neighbours, whom i'd never met before, she called round with it (there's no date on the note, so i'm not sure when they actually called)! Apparently she's had it for a few days but kept missing me when she called.

I'm now curious as to waht UPS think they're delivering tomorrow...

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

See! I get you suitable clothing for cinema-going and introduce you to the neighbours. What more could you want? :)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

ps you're too kind. FAR TOO KIND

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

I went and found a Twilight quotes page so I could pick something suitable for the gift message. I went through all that EMO, AGNST, WOE and TWOO SUFFERING to pick out something nice.

Out of interest, does anything much actually happen in the first 300 pages, or is it all admiring the pretties, angsting, and (unfortuntely) getting saved from a car crash?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

no, that's pretty much the whole book!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

haha, well at least you suffered for this then ;p

And that is pretty much it. Agnst woe SPARKLE angst and about 5 pages of plot at the end ;p

[thipe.livejournal.com]

I am still tempted to read the damn thing, if only for sado masicistic reasons ;p

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Strangely, so I am. :P

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

Tee hee hee

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

i still have same reaction:

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

*bows*

Remember to ask if she's wearing the thong tomorrow.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

maybe i could wear it as a hat...

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

I still think you should wear it over your trousers when you go to the cinema.

[thipe.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahaha

ha
hahahahahahahaha

hahahaaha

*breathes*

hahahahahahahahaha

[gnillot.livejournal.com]

Wonderful.... Just wonderful :p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

but the thing is, you do

[hellison.livejournal.com]

hush you ;p

and certainly not enough to proclaim it on my Gentlelady's areas!