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This morning started out much better than yesterday. In fact yesterday got better as it went on.
Had to go up to the stables after work cos the girl who normally does Tuesdays wasn't well. So I decided, as a random experiment, to see if I could get my long boots back on again - every other time I've tried since the Puma Attack I haven't been able to get my foot into them. But this time, I did! And got them zipped up (after a bit of a struggle. stupid zips)!
I hadn't planned to ride, but I figured since I had the boots on, I might as well and had a great time once I did.
Then got home, got the boots *off* again with only a minor struggle and made tasty dinner - with tofu! Which was much less traumatic than the first attempt, but the texture is still really weird ;p

So yes. This morning I felt much cheerier. Until, walking to work, I passed a man I have a vague nodding acquaintance with.
I said "Hello", he said "how's it going big girl?".
Which... ok it is a fairly standard Belfast greeting (big lad is v. common for guys), but, what I hear is "Hello, you're fat!"
And yes. I do realise I *am* fat [1], but I don't need it pointed out to me in the street by someone who doesn't even know my name, thanks.

Bah. Today I will be once more muttering under my breath, sulking and reading Kate Harding. With toothache - tho, I figured while I was feeling crap anyway, I might as well give in and sort out going to the dentist, appointment in 3 weeks. Once more, YAY for ibuprofen.

[1] this is not a hint/request for a chorus of 'ooh but you're NOT fat' btw because, I *am*. I am working on it and am probably a damn sight healthier than the idiot above, but I still am ;p

Date: 2009-05-06 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com


That man is a fucking smug shit who needs a punch in the mouth. Also, someone said something similar to you a few years ago and you responded with "Fuck you, wee dick". Mr T was present. He still recalls it with wistful nostalgia. He was very impressed.

Date: 2009-05-06 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
If i had been in anyway awake I'd have replied with 'great, how are you slaphead?', but alas I was still mostly asleep and didn't twig in time

Date: 2009-05-06 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shambelina.livejournal.com
So if we're not allowed to call you not fat ... are we allowed to call you fat? *ducks*

I already told you .... "FACE PLANT"

Date: 2009-05-06 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
*grins*

Well, just because I don't want a chorus of 'oooh you're not fat' from friends when *I* say I am doesn't mean I'm going to like it when almost-complete strangers feeling the need to point it out to me in the street.

I KNOW i'm fat but waht fucking business is it of his? What gives him the right to comment on MY body, baldy fucker that he is?
(RARRR)

Date: 2009-05-06 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] repton-infinity.livejournal.com
I hear you can get good results from cocaine too!

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