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[hellison]

Morning all! How are we today?

I had, yet again, another rivettingly exciting weekend, full of adventure and thrills!

I watched Eurovision. There were a lot of loo-roll cover dresses, spangly leggings, and best off all, porn centurions. Ah Ukraine, always with the special entries...

Then there was lots of family stuff; puddle jumping with niece and nephew, ice cream by the sea with the mother, then going on a bear hunt with niece & nephews (even if one was too tiny and sleep to realise he was on one).

Also, bought moar plants for the patio beds and planted them. If only it would stop raining long enough to actually sit out on it, it would be perfect.

Plans for the Great Orkney Convoy are being almost complete, must look up how to actually get there tho.

Today has mostly been dull. And rainy. Work is boring. Needs more Pornturions.

Comments

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Did you see the feather-dress that cost €35,000? Horrible.

Which was the Ukraine one?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

It was terrible! So may of the dresses were - there seemed to be a real loo-roll cover theme going on.

Ukraine were the crazy ones in wheels with porn centurions writhing around. Can't remember what the song was like, it went BOM (or maybe BUM) a lot I think!

[tardington.livejournal.com]

Was the feathery dress Sweden? I liked her.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I want to wrap myself in a green gimp suit and rub you all over.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

um. I think we need seperate tents for convoy. Very seperate. Maybe i will lock myself in the van...

[kanaalzahir.livejournal.com]

What's with centurions and porn? My friend said the exact same thing?! What porn is it you people watch?!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

well, it was more the fact that they were basically wearing centurion helmets and teeny silver hotpant things and not much else!