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[hellison]

Happy Birthday to ms lazy_hoor

Perhaps you would like to select something from this range of delights?

(the last one may not be *entirely* suitable for work)


Ooh also, it is Ireland's first National Potato Day today (the things you learn listening to Today FM)

What a momentous day all round!

Comments

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Heh, she is HELPING me with the proofread ;p

And I think she might object quite strongly to attempts at sexytime while attached!

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

I love when cats HELP.

I bet if I used my new catnip body scrub she'd find me very alluring.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

catnip body scrub?? That sounds... adventurous ;p

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

I figure it would emliminate the need for clothes altogether! I could just go out clad in the bodies of ecstatic cats!

[thipe.livejournal.com]

How would they attach? Velcro he-man style harness?

(this incidentally is giving me IDEAS for ART)

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Er, static, I reckon.

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Or I could just invest in one garment - a simple yet attractive fleece.

[thipe.livejournal.com]

Stylish and full of cats.

Though it lacks the sex appeal of the CATKINI

(also clawing to delicate areas)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

It would certainly liven up cycling trips!

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

That's a most delightful image to put into the minds of your readers! :D

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Well once it was in my mind, I just HAD to share ;p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Also, I have ARTED it ;p