Weirdest horoscope ever?

[hellison]

Get out of the dark and into the light today, dear Aries. Your monkey-like nature will shine through. Feel free to act as primal as the situation allows.

Ook?
Actually the room I work in is known as 'the library' :p

I worked out too why so much of the live journalling.
I still have no voice and therefore can't inflict my Pearls of Wisdom (ie irrelevant blatherings) on those around me, thus you all must suffer in their stead.

Sorry :p


ps come to belfast

Comments

[malvino.livejournal.com]

j'accuse! or something. I have no voice either, I can't even speak on the phone without searing pain and the sound of grinding machinery coming from my throat.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Sounds very familiar, particularly the crushed-glass swallowing pain. Danbala has admitted to having been ill before attending the meet, so I think we can safely blame her. Perhaps the dress was cunningly laced with a virus :p

[mollow.livejournal.com]

Dress?? I think trading standards would have you on that ;p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

ook eek spring eek ook
eek ook OOK ook eek EEK ook
ook eek banana

Heh. That monkey is probably my favourite thing I wrote :p

[kryptykfysh.livejournal.com]

I've seen the videos of you shaving in the morning.

It went on for some time.

(Sally predicts you will kill me for this. My horoscope, on the other hand, says:

Quickie:
Sometimes you have to go back over the ground you've planted and pull the weeds.

Overview:
The emotions the stars have inspired in you will be far from lessening. You're still thinking about a secret situation -- specifically, about how to make it public without hurting anyone's feelings. Good luck!

See? 'Pulling out weeds'. Could be the removal of primate hair, no? 'How to make a secret public without hurting anyone's feelings'...

I've failed, haven't I?

I'm dead, aren't I?

Oh dear.)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Oh dear indeed.

You have NO idea.

see you soon...

[kryptykfysh.livejournal.com]

Remember, if I can't see you, you can't see me.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

just you wait sonny