DooOOooOOmed

[hellison]

Yet more naff tests etc, but they pass the time :p

According to http://www.okcupid.com i am a WINDOW SHOPPER which apparently means i am Lovely (well i knew that) and should avoid self-involved men [1]and artists at all costs...

Of course the test crap is just a prelude to more crappy on-line dating shit. But I was bored so I made the fatal mistake of checking the 'matches' they'd found. I know I know, I should know better by now..

Oh.
Dear.
God.

Apparently my best match is 'Dracular' who is "...dead by the way! And that i like Belinda Carlisles music a lot.

It gets worse after that but I won't go there.

Obvioulsy i am DOOMED. Time to invest in a few more cats and start collecting piles of newspapers and tins of spam...


[1] I feel this may limit me somewhat :p

Comments

[hellison.livejournal.com]

two eh?
8)

[mivvvv.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel better, in the depths of boredom yesterday afternoon I also did this (very fucking long) test and was told at the end that I was a freak who should use one of their rivals sites because they didnt want anything to do with my type. How sad is that?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

rofl, go you!

you can come visit me when I am officially the local Mad Cat Woman and we can scare the kids together :p