hellison | horrorscopes are for GIRLS

The ever entertaining and otherwise pointless MSN horoscope has struck again...

You are looking gorgeous today, dear Aries, and don't think that people don't notice! If you walk down the street, expect heads to turn. Take it all in stride, dear Aries, and don't let it get to your head! This would be an ideal day to plan an intimate get-together with the significant someone in your life. Shop for some new clothes and take a trip to the beauty parlor in honor of the occasion.

I like the first part, yay i am teh h0tness. But I must be MODEST about it.
So why do I need new clothes and the 'beauty parlour'? And seriously who even SAYS 'beauty parlour' any more? Are they just recycling these from teh 50s or something?

To me this says 'hey you are a pretty little girl, but don't get too carried away! Now run along and buy a pretty new dress and get your hair done so your husband won't run off with the secretary. There's a good girl.'

Or am I reading too much into it? Time to go home maybe...

and now of course I have 'I feel pretty, oh so pretty' stuck in my pretty little head...